Avtokarmu spoil yourself! Bashny.Net

Briefly, ready to tell you how fucking ruin yourself avtokarmu (avtokarma there).

So 7 ph - crowbar to smash a selection of glass eblu
1. In no case do not include turn signal when changing lanes in a different number, if you are on a big snow-white SUV. Big snow-white SUV is so divine, that when you rebuild his aura glows blue light to the right, it is right, and when you rebuild the left, respectively, and the rest of the plebs on the road just have to see it. Those who are unable to see the Great Aura SUV should have guessed by the stars where you rebuilds.





2. Ride only on the center line markings. Line marking - confident axis of your car.



3. Be afraid to go to such a band to break up, stand for long periods in thought, wait will drive all cars - they are and strive to dive into the lane and knock down your mug rasprekrasno cars.



4. Park so that you have enough space to open the doors, and make out of your Mini Cooper ladder, pole jump, Nikolai Valuev in a horizontal position, or a telegraph pole.



5. Get up at a gas station in the first column. After all, only stupid ass unable to overtake you, and then reversing to get close to the second column will be standing behind you in the queue, so they should be.



6. The signals from all the dope standing in front of a traffic light! How can so blunt? After the green signal lights have 0 0001 seconds!



7. You can always find a place in this secret place, and all who need to find the right way to overtake you, because in such moments, your car becomes ethereal matter, through which can drive any car that should be right.

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