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8 The answer to the revelations of the pedestrian ...
The answer to the post post
1. Crosswalk.
Dear pedestrians do not think that this magic strip with "zebra" saves you from hitting the driver. The driver, very often go on foot ... but good enough, please, before you start to cross the carriageway to look around. By the way, it is written in the SDA, you must ensure the safety of its maneuver ensure no approaching vehicles. Yes, drivers often asshole, do not argue, but your life is not save! Learn to think a little before you do something! Already got those out on the transition from head held high: "I'm well, damn, right! I have to give up! ". Ledges! Once, twice ... On the fifth or the seventeenth time the driver, who may just be distracted (I'm not making excuses for him that, in any case), you will not notice, and ... Hey, the hospital! Or Cemetery ...
2. Cyclists.
That is a separate cohort of people that I do not even know who to include ... Guys, if you are driving on the roadway, please, equip your horse properly (read SDA). And do not think that if you are traveling in a car or a motorcycle, traffic rules you do not apply ... Leaving the roadway, be prepared to stand on the same level as motorcyclists and drivers of trucks who just go in front, behind and to the side of you. You are part of the stream, so that live by his rules! Remember that you should apply the signs hands, no matter how it was ridiculous and absurd. You must comply with an average flow rate (this I velodebilam on the Ring Road and other highways), can not - welcome to the sidewalk! And get off the streets during the transition, bitches, with the bike !!! It is also written in the PDD, which you must obey! Keep the bike behind the wheel! Nehuy jump under the wheels hoping to slip. Not to slip ever ...
3. cross the carriageway elsewhere transition.
It is generally fucked up! Excuse me for my French, but there is simply no other words! PEOPLE !!! Wake up! You transitions do not know how to behave sometimes, and even lomites cross the road, where it is forbidden! In other countries, you would long ago have been fined, and on the amount of sickly ... Imagine a full-flowing river filled with crocodiles and a bridge across it. You will go to the other side of the bridge or ebanete swim? Somehow I think I know the answer to this question ... So why do you dare to cross the road with moving cars, where it is forbidden? You hope for the drivers? In vain! Because we have no thought arises that on a busy stretch of road at an average speed of 60-90 km / h on the road can get some moron. And there are plenty of cases ... In Yaroslavl, through Moscow, through the major streets of Moscow rods, damn, stupid ass! Not only churbeki accustomed to a deserted road in the country, no ... Russian peasants and aunts herachat, damn, overlooking proud goose, and even on the sides though. Remember, many registrars in the car hanging, so that in this case it will blame you ...
4. Walking on the roadway.
Tell me, fool - why we made the sidewalks? IN ORDER TO BAT fucking GO !!! I know a lot of sidewalks clogged that brazenly stood so that no pass, no pass ... There are no questions. But, bitch, dick up the road, where people are currently on the carriageway and mustache does not blow, and in two meters away clean even fucking sidewalk. These are pedestrians, do not complain about splattered pants! And if there is no sidewalk, read the SDA, which side you should go. Prompt - against the motion, ie, to the left! Yes, do not be surprised! The driver sees you, you can see the driver! Think about it ...
5. Transition to the red light.
Especially this part of the allocated separately from a transition. I want to ask those who are red light - not a ban. You morons? You do not have relatives and friends who you do not want to lose? You have decided to commit suicide? For this is the roof, from which you can jump rope with soap, a pistol, in the end, a tablet - but a lot of ways! Make it so that no substitute to a person at heart then there was no sin! Well, you remember from school: "The red light - there is no way!" Or are you colorblind? Then the top - you can not !!! You realize that people go to the enable signal of a traffic light, and then you damn, narisovyvaetsya! You know, it's easier to make impact so that the body of a pedestrian turned out - less responsibility and hemorrhoids. So if you value your life, go green, please ...
6. "I slipped ...»
Refers to those who try to slip behind the machine, yielding backwards ... This is especially true of heavy machinery. You do not have slipped ever! The driver will not see you stupid in the blind spot mirrors ... Wait for 5 seconds or go around the car ... is not broke, do not be late ...
And a couple of expressions that apply to both drivers and pedestrians ...
1. Give Way Fool - basic unwritten rule !!!
2. It is better 10 minutes later than 30 years earlier.
Follow these rules, your health ...
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1. Crosswalk.
Dear pedestrians do not think that this magic strip with "zebra" saves you from hitting the driver. The driver, very often go on foot ... but good enough, please, before you start to cross the carriageway to look around. By the way, it is written in the SDA, you must ensure the safety of its maneuver ensure no approaching vehicles. Yes, drivers often asshole, do not argue, but your life is not save! Learn to think a little before you do something! Already got those out on the transition from head held high: "I'm well, damn, right! I have to give up! ". Ledges! Once, twice ... On the fifth or the seventeenth time the driver, who may just be distracted (I'm not making excuses for him that, in any case), you will not notice, and ... Hey, the hospital! Or Cemetery ...
2. Cyclists.
That is a separate cohort of people that I do not even know who to include ... Guys, if you are driving on the roadway, please, equip your horse properly (read SDA). And do not think that if you are traveling in a car or a motorcycle, traffic rules you do not apply ... Leaving the roadway, be prepared to stand on the same level as motorcyclists and drivers of trucks who just go in front, behind and to the side of you. You are part of the stream, so that live by his rules! Remember that you should apply the signs hands, no matter how it was ridiculous and absurd. You must comply with an average flow rate (this I velodebilam on the Ring Road and other highways), can not - welcome to the sidewalk! And get off the streets during the transition, bitches, with the bike !!! It is also written in the PDD, which you must obey! Keep the bike behind the wheel! Nehuy jump under the wheels hoping to slip. Not to slip ever ...
3. cross the carriageway elsewhere transition.
It is generally fucked up! Excuse me for my French, but there is simply no other words! PEOPLE !!! Wake up! You transitions do not know how to behave sometimes, and even lomites cross the road, where it is forbidden! In other countries, you would long ago have been fined, and on the amount of sickly ... Imagine a full-flowing river filled with crocodiles and a bridge across it. You will go to the other side of the bridge or ebanete swim? Somehow I think I know the answer to this question ... So why do you dare to cross the road with moving cars, where it is forbidden? You hope for the drivers? In vain! Because we have no thought arises that on a busy stretch of road at an average speed of 60-90 km / h on the road can get some moron. And there are plenty of cases ... In Yaroslavl, through Moscow, through the major streets of Moscow rods, damn, stupid ass! Not only churbeki accustomed to a deserted road in the country, no ... Russian peasants and aunts herachat, damn, overlooking proud goose, and even on the sides though. Remember, many registrars in the car hanging, so that in this case it will blame you ...
4. Walking on the roadway.
Tell me, fool - why we made the sidewalks? IN ORDER TO BAT fucking GO !!! I know a lot of sidewalks clogged that brazenly stood so that no pass, no pass ... There are no questions. But, bitch, dick up the road, where people are currently on the carriageway and mustache does not blow, and in two meters away clean even fucking sidewalk. These are pedestrians, do not complain about splattered pants! And if there is no sidewalk, read the SDA, which side you should go. Prompt - against the motion, ie, to the left! Yes, do not be surprised! The driver sees you, you can see the driver! Think about it ...
5. Transition to the red light.
Especially this part of the allocated separately from a transition. I want to ask those who are red light - not a ban. You morons? You do not have relatives and friends who you do not want to lose? You have decided to commit suicide? For this is the roof, from which you can jump rope with soap, a pistol, in the end, a tablet - but a lot of ways! Make it so that no substitute to a person at heart then there was no sin! Well, you remember from school: "The red light - there is no way!" Or are you colorblind? Then the top - you can not !!! You realize that people go to the enable signal of a traffic light, and then you damn, narisovyvaetsya! You know, it's easier to make impact so that the body of a pedestrian turned out - less responsibility and hemorrhoids. So if you value your life, go green, please ...
6. "I slipped ...»
Refers to those who try to slip behind the machine, yielding backwards ... This is especially true of heavy machinery. You do not have slipped ever! The driver will not see you stupid in the blind spot mirrors ... Wait for 5 seconds or go around the car ... is not broke, do not be late ...
And a couple of expressions that apply to both drivers and pedestrians ...
1. Give Way Fool - basic unwritten rule !!!
2. It is better 10 minutes later than 30 years earlier.
Follow these rules, your health ...
Source:
