About the rules of walking =) Bashny.Net

Yesterday saw mentovne thick uvoshnika sergeant with wide gold bracelet and a huge gold ring the size of a coin pyatirublёvuyu ... And this thought came to my mind ...

In short, I propose a new Mazu for the cops so they do not know where to put the loot ... Enter pedestrian right! A service that is responsible for pedestrian traffic called "GIBPDnTPZiPkPChUPdPD." (State inspection of safety of pedestrian traffic on sidewalks, pedestrian areas and adjacent to the roadway areas intended for pedestrian traffic.) Accordingly, the informal name of the people of these employees will GIBPDnTPZiPkPChUPdPD-Schnick. (Knyshev something similar already written, by the way, it would be interesting to check out ...)

It will be so:

Pedestrian who do not pass the exam on the right foot, will not be eligible to go on to the pavement.

Pedestrian who qualify will be required to move on sidewalks, pedestrian zones, and so on. N. Only in accordance with the Rules of pedestrian traffic (RPM).

Pedestrian is obliged to monitor the health of your body. Pedestrians under seven years must pass GPMO (National Foot Medical Examination) every two years, over seven years - once a year.

Pedestrian, in addition to the coupon GPMO, pedestrian Rights (PP), will be required to have and the USPD (State Insurance Walking-liability), as well as license plates issued by the place of registration of the pedestrian that need to attach the front and rear of the body.

In the absence of any pedestrian vysheperecheslennyh documents or nom.znakov, GIBPDnTPZiPkPChUPdPD employee will have the right to fine the pedestrian or put the intruder in the ECP (pedestrian penalty parking) with subsequent payment of 1 minimum wage per 1 hour stay.

Ispektory GIBPDnTPZiPkPChUPdPD will have the right to stop to check for any pedestrian, as well as to use his body in the event of a need.

Pedestrians have the right to go on the sidewalk only when sober! Inspectors will check GIBPDnTPZiPkPChUPdPD pedestrians to the presence of alcohol in the blood. Upon detection of alcohol in the blood of the pedestrian or refusal of a medical examination, a pedestrian will be forcibly delivered to the sobering-up station and denied PP for 2 years.

Pedestrian is obliged to move on the sidewalk, mentally dividing the pavement into two parts: the left and right. The right part is intended for the movement of pedestrians, left for oncoming pedestrians. (When you exit into the oncoming pedestrian pedestrian lane, it will lose the PP for 1 year.

Pedestrian will be entitled to park only in designated places special. sign «FP» (Foot Parking); (Walking Parking). In cases of illegal parking, pedestrian will evacuate to ECP.

When PTP (pedestrian, sidewalk, Events), the inspector will have to GIBPDnTPZiPkPChUPdPD set of event and the perpetrator of the case to court, who will appoint a fine or administrative arrest this pedestrian (s). If a pedestrian hidden from the scene of PTP, he will face imprisonment. Also, administrative or criminal prosecution would face in the event of physical damage to other members of PTP.

I can something not thought: here ... In general, a wide field of activity ...)))

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