Smile =)

I was standing in a long queue in the "penny" (it is a product) - 10 minutes already purchased a lady in front of me, on the other box office even more people ... waiting.
 Here comes all granny that about every price says something or refuses to purchase, then she punched shorts (and I did not know what to sell them there ...) Granny:
 - Oh, it's not necessary, I did not take it so many.
 Cashier:
 - Lena, I cancel, come ...
 We are waiting for a moment, the phrase is repeated more loudly, with no results. Here loud voice for all the cashier acres trading floor:
 - Lena, bl ***, I remove my panties, HOW MUCH YOU WAIT! ??
 Queue beating his head on the tape with the goods ... Guard:
 - Yes, let me take off!
 Cashier:
 - No, you can not ... you do not have the same key, he Lena! Lena, well, take off soon - the men are waiting!
 Everybody was crying, grandmother she wished she did not take any more of the undergarment