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From the life of the Portuguese cat ...
Good afternoon, my name is cat and I am an animator. I'm from Lisbon and ...
... Damn ... what happened at a meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous, like I said, I'm a cat and I'm an alcoholic ...
... And I really animator. Or, easier still to say something ... clicker. The work I have this, I have the number at the bar, entertaining tourists in a bar tout ... I'm on the pictures ... going to work ... well, everything, it's time ran ...
On the way to tell you a little about his life and about his work ...
Here, I have my escorts. You see eyes like hyperboloids, I immediately calculates, if that. No, of course I understand loyalty there and all the works, but then left to duck hunting. My wife, as they say it is bread, but sometimes you want and muffin.
Well, okay ...
This is my neighbor on the right, stupid ass, I must say rare, the second such in the entire city could not be found. It is worth ... all day and really thinks that the house guards.
We at Fox streets are narrow, just gape - for you in the face with a blanket! So, if you're here, the more careful, do not relax ....
How's our Portuguese proverb says:
- In the case of any large or small
Be careful.
And here is our pigeon. Forever together as a sherochka masherochkoy. I, if Che tolerant, but they did not go to the bath to .... not for nothing ...
It is possible and on the tram, of course, but I walk. So many interesting things to see in the morning ...
Here, for example ... Somebody vebite much of his stick, well, look ridiculous. Che, all the deer that you do not understand anything ....
Or there is also a wonderful miracle ... Now I have a question to the owner: is that all? You'd still mol pinned on a rope driven or mondovoshku. See disgusting ... ugh you again ...
But I do not approve of. Mixed marriages, I mean ... It starts like an innocent, and then huyak - and you ... Dalmatians or even dick who will understand ...
That is who you are now? You, you, Fifty Shades of Grey ... mulatto? Metis? Well, if memory is pasis, dog, once I ...
Rayonchik we called the Alfama. When the earthquake ёbnulo two hundred years ago, it is only from the old town and stayed ...
Hey, Pedro, great! You fuck hiding, Pedrito ..? yah you ...
You see the terms of the bebёhi ponavesili. We are their Chinese political prisoners in the European Union make money. His money, we do not have right now, everything subsidize, subsidize ... But this is politics, well, fuck it ...
In general, we have a nice area, pretty and interesting ... the breath of history and so on ...
We love to decorate their city .... And why, you know?
So what then is not so clear that he has the whole shabby ...
What are you cast down?
Let's not be sad ...
and that hell will not grow ...
You see on the left of tolstozhopye aunts written Fado? This means the songs performed here in the evening ... ... Portuguese folk. Reflect, it is believed they are our suffering soul overflowing with a sense of loss and frustration ...
Here I am at work. Right in front of his bar.
Well, that started quietly pulled our loshka ... Right now the owner of a bar out, to hang them ... It usually starts all cards that he has now gone to denyuh and we respected ... And so every day ....
Oh, a familiar face, yesterday the tourist we had dinner. Sardines ordered, umyala and says:
- Oh, and I used to think that they are only in cans are ... well, words just do not have what a fool. I can say, just because of the sardine in the world exists, and is forced to listen .... already cut ears ...
And yet I still tries to stroke - so you're my ... kisonka Musi-Pusey ...
And their hands away from me! I do not like this .... You never know what you're up to it in his hands took ...
And here is the flowers of life ... Hello, kiddies .... I'll be brief ...
- Do not go to all of you in the ass?
Oh, damn, the professionals arrived ... pidarki creative ... it would be better ... And professional women drove with such an important person - you fuckers, and I say, Budenovets on a red horse ... Many of you conductive ...
- Hey, you and Th camera so healthy? You Th centimeters Freud somewhere is not enough?
In, that's my client, every day grazing, drinking beer so sardines with potatoes burst.
And the head of the fish throws me, not greedy ... not that our local. No, I, of course, a patriot, but our devour fish with head. And the shrimp with the head. Creepy in our tradition of Portugal. And this fellow ...
For me as a person where there is no difference ... I just do not like the English ... and they often graze here ... pussy sit about us, they think I do not understand ... All of our nation discuss fatigue.
Everything, they say, they have the Portuguese in the past. No longer do these pioneers, scientists, military leaders, composers, only pompous monuments and remained so even Ronaldo.
Listen, because wool end. We have these assholes sea route to India was opened, we give them the fucking world tour, we port them, we give them rabsilu cheap to Africa ....
And they are right now, we give out loans and kurazhatsya ...
Life is a continuous paradox ....
- I tell you what - you fuck went on a foggy island with his queens, princes and their dogs.
Che then again, I slid into politics ... Well, everything seems resolved now ... I go someone will shake ... For example ... I love a redhead. They have things like ginger ... I'll have to do ... if only my ... did not recognize.
- Hey, did you? You want an iPhone? Come here ... boobs show ... Che said?
- Herself to go ...
Z End.
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... Damn ... what happened at a meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous, like I said, I'm a cat and I'm an alcoholic ...
... And I really animator. Or, easier still to say something ... clicker. The work I have this, I have the number at the bar, entertaining tourists in a bar tout ... I'm on the pictures ... going to work ... well, everything, it's time ran ...
On the way to tell you a little about his life and about his work ...
Here, I have my escorts. You see eyes like hyperboloids, I immediately calculates, if that. No, of course I understand loyalty there and all the works, but then left to duck hunting. My wife, as they say it is bread, but sometimes you want and muffin.
Well, okay ...
This is my neighbor on the right, stupid ass, I must say rare, the second such in the entire city could not be found. It is worth ... all day and really thinks that the house guards.
We at Fox streets are narrow, just gape - for you in the face with a blanket! So, if you're here, the more careful, do not relax ....
How's our Portuguese proverb says:
- In the case of any large or small
Be careful.
And here is our pigeon. Forever together as a sherochka masherochkoy. I, if Che tolerant, but they did not go to the bath to .... not for nothing ...
It is possible and on the tram, of course, but I walk. So many interesting things to see in the morning ...
Here, for example ... Somebody vebite much of his stick, well, look ridiculous. Che, all the deer that you do not understand anything ....
Or there is also a wonderful miracle ... Now I have a question to the owner: is that all? You'd still mol pinned on a rope driven or mondovoshku. See disgusting ... ugh you again ...
But I do not approve of. Mixed marriages, I mean ... It starts like an innocent, and then huyak - and you ... Dalmatians or even dick who will understand ...
That is who you are now? You, you, Fifty Shades of Grey ... mulatto? Metis? Well, if memory is pasis, dog, once I ...
Rayonchik we called the Alfama. When the earthquake ёbnulo two hundred years ago, it is only from the old town and stayed ...
Hey, Pedro, great! You fuck hiding, Pedrito ..? yah you ...
You see the terms of the bebёhi ponavesili. We are their Chinese political prisoners in the European Union make money. His money, we do not have right now, everything subsidize, subsidize ... But this is politics, well, fuck it ...
In general, we have a nice area, pretty and interesting ... the breath of history and so on ...
We love to decorate their city .... And why, you know?
So what then is not so clear that he has the whole shabby ...
What are you cast down?
Let's not be sad ...
and that hell will not grow ...
You see on the left of tolstozhopye aunts written Fado? This means the songs performed here in the evening ... ... Portuguese folk. Reflect, it is believed they are our suffering soul overflowing with a sense of loss and frustration ...
Here I am at work. Right in front of his bar.
Well, that started quietly pulled our loshka ... Right now the owner of a bar out, to hang them ... It usually starts all cards that he has now gone to denyuh and we respected ... And so every day ....
Oh, a familiar face, yesterday the tourist we had dinner. Sardines ordered, umyala and says:
- Oh, and I used to think that they are only in cans are ... well, words just do not have what a fool. I can say, just because of the sardine in the world exists, and is forced to listen .... already cut ears ...
And yet I still tries to stroke - so you're my ... kisonka Musi-Pusey ...
And their hands away from me! I do not like this .... You never know what you're up to it in his hands took ...
And here is the flowers of life ... Hello, kiddies .... I'll be brief ...
- Do not go to all of you in the ass?
Oh, damn, the professionals arrived ... pidarki creative ... it would be better ... And professional women drove with such an important person - you fuckers, and I say, Budenovets on a red horse ... Many of you conductive ...
- Hey, you and Th camera so healthy? You Th centimeters Freud somewhere is not enough?
In, that's my client, every day grazing, drinking beer so sardines with potatoes burst.
And the head of the fish throws me, not greedy ... not that our local. No, I, of course, a patriot, but our devour fish with head. And the shrimp with the head. Creepy in our tradition of Portugal. And this fellow ...
For me as a person where there is no difference ... I just do not like the English ... and they often graze here ... pussy sit about us, they think I do not understand ... All of our nation discuss fatigue.
Everything, they say, they have the Portuguese in the past. No longer do these pioneers, scientists, military leaders, composers, only pompous monuments and remained so even Ronaldo.
Listen, because wool end. We have these assholes sea route to India was opened, we give them the fucking world tour, we port them, we give them rabsilu cheap to Africa ....
And they are right now, we give out loans and kurazhatsya ...
Life is a continuous paradox ....
- I tell you what - you fuck went on a foggy island with his queens, princes and their dogs.
Che then again, I slid into politics ... Well, everything seems resolved now ... I go someone will shake ... For example ... I love a redhead. They have things like ginger ... I'll have to do ... if only my ... did not recognize.
- Hey, did you? You want an iPhone? Come here ... boobs show ... Che said?
- Herself to go ...
Z End.
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