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1. Your phone call lasts 30 seconds.
2. In the movies more often show naked women.
3. For the week-long vacation you missing a suitcase.
4. You do not have to follow the sex lives of your friends.
5. Turn the toilet is shorter by 80%.
6. You yourself can open all the bottles.
7. Old friends do not care deeply for changes in your weight.
8. When you switch channels on the TV, you do not need to stop ≥5 sec.
9. Form your ass does not matter for employment.
10. All your orgasms are real.
12. You do not need to always carry a whole bag of much-needed items.
13. When you criticize, you do not need to panic that everyone secretly hates you around.
16. If someone forgets you out nubud call, it can still be your friend.
18. You do not need to shave anything that is below the neck.
19. None of your co-workers can not bring you to tears.
20. You do not have to fall asleep every night next to a hairy ass.
21. If you are 34-year-old bachelor, no one pays attention to it.
22. All that is on your face - always natural color and shape.
23. You can enjoy the silence, sitting in the car on the passenger seat.
24. All the problems are settled colors.
25. You think about sex 90% of the time, free from sleep.
26. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough to you.
27. Nobody stops telling obscene anecdote, when you enter the room.
28. You can remove the T-shirt if you're hot.
30. You do not care whether the surrounding notice your new haircut.
32. The whole month you have the same mood.
33. You never will go to another gas station because this - "nasty."
34. You know at least 20 ways to open beer bottles.
35. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
36. You can easily drop to another without "small gifts."
37. If you do not call a friend at the appointed time, he will not be around to tell everyone how you've changed.
38. Do not miss the opportunity to make love just because you have "no mood".
39. You do not need to remember the date draws weddings and birthdays.
40. If another guy at a party dressed just as you are, you can become the best of friends.