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 - I have a hamster died.
 - What, really dead?
 - No, bl ** k, with special effects!

The telephone: - the number you are calling is not responding ...
 - What does ???
 - No, bl ** k, the first two digits of the answer, and the rest are silent!

Man comes to the doctor and pokes a little-smallest member.
The doctor looks at the member and asked:
 - Complain?
A guy:
 - No bl ** s, bragging!

The chief - secretary: - collect all the staff meeting, urgently!
 - On the selector?
 - No bl ** s, through the "Odnoklassniki", so fast will!

 - Honey ... I have two bars ...
 - You are pregnant?
 - No, bl ** k, I chipmunk!

It fits on the market (M) uzhik to (B) abke that trades potatoes.
M: Grandma, you have landed on the potato?
B: (angrily) - No, bl ** k, for takeoff!