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Says a teacher:

I work as a school teacher of computer science. I decided to give his students fill out a questionnaire, the most ridiculous in my opinion the answers to the questions I have now published. Technical information about the questionnaire: number of issues - a number of questions in the questionnaire, if any question was not funny answer, I did not bring the issue, the questions are in no particular order. Answers to the questions are given as test profiles, so they are not sorting classes. The answers are wrong, but understandable - not considered ridiculous by definition. Two identical response does not cite. Grammar preserved the original, errors specifically corrected. Well, it started:

№ 4. What operating system you are using?
(8d) Norton commander, Volkov Commander.
(8d) Windows '97, '96.
(7a) of Microsoft Word.
(7a) in the file.
(7a) Printing, printer, games.

№ 5. What are you familiar Office software?
(8d) My documents, My computer.
(9d) The unit vector.
(8a) Microsoft Office.

№ 6. What genres of games you like most?
(7a) intelligible.

№ 8. Do you play games on the network? How is the relationship?
(9d) No, via modem.
(8a) No, I do not have internet.
(9d) game. Communication takes place by interconnecting multiple computers.

№ 9. Do you know what the Internet?
(7b) Of course, yes, a local area network.
(9c) The huge TV network.
(8d) The whole world is on the screen.
(7a) of the communications network.
(7a) Interplanetary Network.
(8a) Yes, this is the device for information.

№ 10. Do you know what is Fidonet?
(9c) Vryatli.
(8d) Single player.
(8d) more than 1,000

№ 12. What is the maximum number of colors that can be simultaneously displayed on the monitor?
(7b) 250000.
(7b) All color gamut.
(7b) 3.
(7b) from 600 to 2000.
(9c) 200.
(9c) 16.
(9c) ~ 980.
(10a) 230.
(8d) 56-156.
(7a) In moymu 360.
(7a) It depends on which computer. For example Sony - 7 colors.
(9d) 230 plus or minus 50.
(8a) 32 Mb colour.

№ 13. What type of monitors you know?
(7b) liquid-crystal.
(7b) Liquid,-crystal.
(8d) 133, 233, 333.
(8a) Pentium, Note Book.
(9d) and liquid crystal tverdokristalicheskie.

№ 14. What types of printers you know?
(7a), big, small.
(9d) Powder, Laser.
(9c), uterine, strings.
(8a) Strunchaty.

№ 15. Give the main differences between windows 98, 98se, 98me.
(8d) background, screen saver (may be).

№ 19. What programming languages ​​you would like to learn in the classroom?
(9c) English.
(7a) Cyrillic.
(9d) Bes concepts.

№20. What is the maximum data transfer rate (in bytes) of the modem on the lines of MGTS?
(8d) for a few seconds.
(8d) 16 MB, 32 MB.
(7a) of 3, 000, 000, 000 km / s.
(9d) all in different ways.

№ 21. Will be useful if you knowledge on computer science in the future? Why?
(8a) Yes, in the future to have the acquaintance on Computers.

№ 23. What level you want to achieve by attending classes?
(8a) opotny user.

№ 24. Are you able to self-assemble a computer from parts?
(8a) No, I'm a girl.

№ 27. How many contacts at the chip SIMM and DIMM, and what kind of chips?
(9d) Chips This reduction in the size of the structure of the computer.

№ 29. The different folders, files, directory and directory?
(7b) In diriktorii most information in the directory is less then the folder, and then Fail.
(7b) The directory contains the most information, the directory is less the file is less and less likely folder.
(7b) size.
(7b) In the catalog a bunch of directories in which a bunch of folders in a pile of them faylof.
(7b) File - operating part of the program.
(7b) the content.
(9c) is possible.
(9c) are different things.
(10c) File - where information is recorded, the folder - this is information.
(10a) The amount of stored information.
(10a) The folder contains files and contained in the program file contains information.
(10a) to a folder includes files in the directory - the folder in the directory - catalog.
(8d) File - is the content of all schemes in windows, folder - is the content of all documents.
(8d) Name
(8d) The size of roominess, the file consists of several folders.
(11a) in size, accommodates information.

About one person (8a class) so sunk into my soul that I can not bring all the ridiculous answers on this form of generalized (I personally can not imagine the progress of thought, and you?

Q: Imeeteli you the opportunity to work on the computer, and if so, where?
A: I have, my sister's house.

Q: Do you know what the Internet?
A: Yes, this is the device for information.

Q: What programming languages ​​you would like to learn in the classroom?
A: English.

Q: Do you Will be useful knowledge in computer science in the future? Why?
A: kanechno, I want to be a programmer.

Q: Can you build a computer of their own parts?
A: No, I'm a girl.