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5 stages of growing up female:
1. All young girl finds that:
- She would never kiss without love,
- And a kiss on the lips is, incidentally, already Relationship!
- Clean the room and wash the dishes need only to parents got rid,
- The most beautiful part of the male body is the eye (and eyelashes!)
- You can not deal with earlier than a month after the "start a relationship" ... Well after 2 weeks at the very least,
- If the boy did not hold after the meeting, he - goat ...
2. A young girl finds that:
- It has already experienced woman,
- She would never do blowjob unloved man,
- And she, too, will marry only for love and always in a beautiful dress, a veil and all the other attributes,
- Get out of the apartment it is only necessary when you want it,
- Before leaving the house it is necessary to make up - foundation, powder, blush, 3 shades of shadows, mascara, eyeliner, lip liner, lipstick ...
- If a guy has not presented a bouquet on March 8, he - goat,
- The most beautiful part of the male body are hands,
- You can deal with, starting with the second date,
- - This is a relationship ...
3. A young woman finds that:
- She will not sleep with a married,
- To a certain age it is necessary to get married, and then
it is flawed,
- And when she married - she never divorced,
- Children can start only ... more options - when graduated, when will work on their apartment, where to build a career,
- The most beautiful part of the male body is the brain,
- On the first date it is possible to deal with, especially if you drink one more drink,
- Cleaning of the apartment you just hire a maid,
- If a man after not added to friends in LJ and in contact, he - goat,
- Before leaving the house it is necessary to make up lips and eyelashes, and in general, the natural make-up, the better ...
4. An adult woman finds that:
- Is not a reason to add a man to friends in the social. networks,
- A kiss is not a reason to accuse her of treason,
- And at the same time that she would never change her man,
- That the relationship is when half a year living with a man, and you like it,
- What is the most beautiful part of the male body is the buttocks,
- That it is impossible to live in such filth (hell, again, these fingerprints on the refrigerator!)
- That if a man a certain age has not achieved (options here - the car, certain income, apartment ...), he - goat ...
5. A mature woman finds that:
- She did not say to himself, "never",
because it is still the devil-by-les-but ...
A source:
- She would never kiss without love,
- And a kiss on the lips is, incidentally, already Relationship!
- Clean the room and wash the dishes need only to parents got rid,
- The most beautiful part of the male body is the eye (and eyelashes!)
- You can not deal with earlier than a month after the "start a relationship" ... Well after 2 weeks at the very least,
- If the boy did not hold after the meeting, he - goat ...
2. A young girl finds that:
- It has already experienced woman,
- She would never do blowjob unloved man,
- And she, too, will marry only for love and always in a beautiful dress, a veil and all the other attributes,
- Get out of the apartment it is only necessary when you want it,
- Before leaving the house it is necessary to make up - foundation, powder, blush, 3 shades of shadows, mascara, eyeliner, lip liner, lipstick ...
- If a guy has not presented a bouquet on March 8, he - goat,
- The most beautiful part of the male body are hands,
- You can deal with, starting with the second date,
- - This is a relationship ...
3. A young woman finds that:
- She will not sleep with a married,
- To a certain age it is necessary to get married, and then
it is flawed,
- And when she married - she never divorced,
- Children can start only ... more options - when graduated, when will work on their apartment, where to build a career,
- The most beautiful part of the male body is the brain,
- On the first date it is possible to deal with, especially if you drink one more drink,
- Cleaning of the apartment you just hire a maid,
- If a man after not added to friends in LJ and in contact, he - goat,
- Before leaving the house it is necessary to make up lips and eyelashes, and in general, the natural make-up, the better ...
4. An adult woman finds that:
- Is not a reason to add a man to friends in the social. networks,
- A kiss is not a reason to accuse her of treason,
- And at the same time that she would never change her man,
- That the relationship is when half a year living with a man, and you like it,
- What is the most beautiful part of the male body is the buttocks,
- That it is impossible to live in such filth (hell, again, these fingerprints on the refrigerator!)
- That if a man a certain age has not achieved (options here - the car, certain income, apartment ...), he - goat ...
5. A mature woman finds that:
- She did not say to himself, "never",
because it is still the devil-by-les-but ...
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