The story of one marriage Bashny.Net

I wanted to somehow girl coconut. She bought him cornered home and began to open. Hour opened, reveals two - nothing. And she lived on the 5th floor, the bottom was asphalt parking. She decided to lose a coconut down to the crash. Waited until dark, and no one on the street will not. Parking is illuminated. Just in case I took a piece of paper, wrote not her, "do not eat coconut", went downstairs and put it on the asphalt. Rose and with all the dope threw coconuts out of the window.
When down, on the pavement next to a note sitting guy shell-shocked, but in the consciousness that was amazing. And in the hands of a coconut. WHOLE.
Girlfriend ran in nightie, almost in the buff, frightened calls at 03, goes with him to the hospital. Since they were introduced.
From the words of the victim:
 - I'm going home, not bothering anyone. I see on a piece of pavement, I come, I read: "Coconut not eat." Stop and look. Anyone. And suddenly I heard a whistle from above. And then, in a daze ... When he came to, was already married.
A coconut and now they have a sideboard stands. A.