Chinese girls

The author lived for several years in China and like any healthy man began to think about getting acquainted with local girls. In this post, he told in detail about his impressions just a girl who can be seen on the streets and how to meet them.






The first and main problem of China - a Chinese woman.

Or rather, did not they, and their absence.

Explain. All because of the devil-machine called ultrasound. The Chinese do not want to have a baby-girl. I do not want and that's it. Doctors threatened withdrawal of the license PROHIBITED inform prospective parents the child's sex, but still reported.

Today, if an elementary lay down a 2 + 2, single left 200 million Chinese men. That's more than the entire population of Russia.

Therefore, if there is light at a Chinese girl and she's cute, it quickly turns into ... But this post.

Take a look at the photo and the usual group of kindergarten. I'm around the squares of all the girls in the group.




The girl can not help his father at work. The girl will go to another family. On the girls alone costs - that is the usual argument of the Chinese.

But if the stars were formed so that the girl still born, it immediately bore down heap of temptations.

Here it should be understood that & quot; right & quot; - It is 17-18 years. There was a map of the newly onset of sexual activity in the world, China is 22-23 years. With this, in principle, not argue.

When she is released from the school if it is quite nice, in her head only cartoons and posting new fotochek in the QQ and Weibo. I am not kidding. 23-25 ​​Summer "girls" look Xiyangyang (by the way, cool cartoon xD) and fotkat as a TA.




You can just run an experiment - to collect group photos of Chinese uni and photos of the local nightclubs. If the club pretty girls - rule within the university - it is rather an exception.

In connection with this first dilemma. Search his life partner, reliable and correct, but not so hot, or throw a bunch of money on the club girls.

Noticed a strange pattern - club girls always whirled on me money.




And another and another. What's the funniest thing - if you give them money, they did not have enough imagination to ensure that fun fun. Their only enough to hang around in the afternoon shopping in the evening to drink any rubbish in the club and stick his phone.

PHONE!!! This is the second national evil.

The Chinese are all like little children - is very easy to be tempted (maybe that's why the only system in which they are developed - with rigid totalitarian framework). Everyone remembers the Opium Wars, the Chinese always easy hooked on drugs, get down all gambling. Children, in a word.

Then came mobile phones. No, I have three of them (I work in a company dealing with applications for mobile phones), I actively buy my news, play games. But it's nothing compared to how much time for telephone wire Chinese.

I woke up - in your phone. Date with a girl - and both sit in utyknulis phones. The company came to the birthday karaoke - one sings, and ten others are stuck in the phone.

Same thing with the girls. If you are invited Chinese woman on a date, and she is constantly looking to the phone, and sometimes responds inappropriately - do not worry, it is very good to you ...




Pay attention to the hairstyle. Cropped woman most recently broke up with a guy.



Feed them with our food. Firstly, they are thrilled by the fact that there are men who are prepared. Secondly, they are thrilled by the fact that there are men who do not consider them as an inferior creature.

And most importantly, feed them lettuce!

Whether they have a vitamin deficiency, then what else, but the usual Greek salad - the path to the heart of Chinese women. Tested repeatedly, it works 100%.

Oh, and do not forget the sandwiches ...



Let us return to the places missing.

Nobody says that good girls do not go to bars and clubs. They are there. But they come to your company, leaving the company and to get acquainted not usually located.

Another important fact - the average Chinese person thinks a woman thing. If every woman in Europe and America-Chancellor and Secretary of State are nothing new, in China it is - nonsense. The role of women - keep house and look after children.

It is projected onto the relationship. The Chinese buy my girls (most often). Once I rescued a girl from a Chinese (as a child take a piece of candy, honestly ... You just have to say a few compliments and feed the salad. Ha ha). His arguments, when we beat each other, and sat down to smoke - "Why she chose you, I buy everything she wants." Such examples are plenty.



The same goes for sex. Sleeping Chinese club as a soldier of the Prussian army - lack of initiative and obeys commands. As well as contacts with the club girls rarely last more than a couple of days, nothing to teach (Xia) does not work.

It is quite another thing - to get acquainted with the inexperienced student, and turn all kinds ruchechki Shpuntik and configure the ideal machine. Then it will reward you handsomely.



The logical question - and how to meet them. As the spirit - no idea. Total is the first to a girl, I did not come even once.

When see a girl, you are interested in - take a pose "Pythagoras, Archimedes thought about that thinking about Diogenes" and it is important to look into the distance. I have it triggered a 90% chance.

Do not hurt them - they are like children ...



And most importantly - do not wear them on the hat of Chinese peasants. From this they zvereyut-)

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