Chinese Girls

The author has been living in China for several years and, like any healthy man, began to think about meeting local girls. In this post, he told in detail his impressions of ordinary girls who can be found on the streets and how to meet them.





The first and main problem of China is Chinese women.

Or rather, not even them, but their absence.

Explain. All because of the shaitan machine called ultrasound. The Chinese do not want to have a girl child. THEY DON'T WANT TO, and that's it. Doctors under the threat of revocation of their license are FORBIDDEN to disclose the sex of the child to future parents, but they still report.

Today, if you simply add 2 + 2, 200 million Chinese men will be left without a partner. This is more than the entire population of Russia.

Therefore, if there is a Chinese girl in the world and she is pretty, she quickly turns into... But more on that later.

Take a look at the photo of a typical kindergarten group. I circled all the girls in the group with squares.



The girl cannot help her father in his work. The girl will go to another family. Only expenses for girls are the usual arguments of the Chinese.

But if the stars align in such a way that a girl is still born, a bunch of temptations immediately pile up on her.

Here you need to understand that "immediately" is at the age of 17-18. There was recently a map of the beginning of sexual life in the world, in China it is 22-23 years. In principle, you can't argue with this.

When a girl graduates from school, if she is pretty enough, then in her head she only has cartoons and posting new photos in QQ and Weibo. I'm not kidding. 23-25-year-old "girls" watch Xiyangyang (by the way, a cool cartoon xD) and take pictures in the form of TP.



You can just conduct an experiment - collect group photos from Chinese universities and photos from local nightclubs. If beautiful girls are the norm in the club, then within the university it is rather an exception.

In this regard, the first dilemma. Look for a life friend, reliable and loyal, but not so good, or throw a lot of money on club girls.

A strange pattern noticed - club girls always promoted me for money.



And again, and again. What's funniest is that if you give them money, they don't even have enough imagination to have fun. They are only enough to go shopping during the day, and drink all sorts of rubbish in the club in the evening and bury their heads in the phone.

TELEPHONE!!! This is the second national evil.

In general, the Chinese are like small children – they are very easily tempted (perhaps that is why the only system under which they develop is a totalitarian one with a rigid framework). Everyone remembers the Opium Wars, the Chinese have always been easily addicted to drugs, they let everything go into gambling. Children, in a word.

And then mobile phones appeared. No, I have three of them myself (I work in a company that deals with applications for mobile phones), I actively buy new products for myself, play games. But this is NOTHING compared to how much time the Chinese spend on their phones.

When he wakes up, he looks at the phone. A date with a girl - both are sitting and buried in their phones. The company came to a birthday party in karaoke - one sings, and ten others stick into the phone.

It's the same with girls. If you ask a Chinese woman out on a date, and she constantly looks at the phone and sometimes answers inappropriately – don't worry, she feels very good with you...



Pay attention to the hairstyle. A short-haired girl most often recently broke up with a guy.



Feed them our food. Firstly, they are sick of the fact that there are men who cook. Secondly, they are sick of the fact that there are men who do not consider them to be inferior beings.

And most importantly, feed them salad!

Either they have vitamin deficiency, or something else, but an ordinary Greek salad is the way to the heart of a Chinese woman. Tried repeatedly, it works 100%.

Oh yes, and don't forget the sandwiches...



Let's go back to the missing places.

No one says that good girls don't go to bars and clubs. They are there. But they come there with their own company, leave with their own company and are usually not disposed to get to know each other.

Another important fact is that the average Chinese considers a woman to be a thing. If in all Europe and America you will not surprise anyone with a female chancellor and secretary of state, then in China this is nonsense. The role of a woman is to run the household and look after the children.

This is also projected on relationships. The Chinese buy their girls (most often). Once I beat off a girl from a Chinese (how to take a candy from a child, honestly... You just need to say a couple of compliments and feed him with a salad. Haha). His arguments, when we beat each other and sat down for a smoke - "Why did she choose you, I buy everything she wants." There are a lot of such examples.



The same applies to sex. In bed, a Chinese club girl is like a soldier of the Prussian army - she has no initiative and obeys commands. And since contact with club girls rarely lasts more than a couple of days, it is not possible to learn anything.

It is quite another thing to get acquainted with an inexperienced student, and, by rotating all kinds of handles and tongues, set up the perfect machine. Then it will be rewarded a hundredfold.



A natural question is how to get acquainted with them. I have no idea how it feels. For all the time I was the first to be here, I never approached a girl.

When you see a girl you are interested in, take the pose of "Pythagoras thinking about Archimedes, thinking about Diogenes" and look into the distance seriously. For me, it works with a 90% probability.

Do not offend them – they are like children...



And most importantly - do not put the hat of Chinese peasants on them. This makes them beastly-)

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