Who do we have there?

I don't know what suddenly came over me - I downloaded a cartoon with the wild name "Rocker Mice" from the torrent, and a couple of episodes of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", watched with pleasure, laughed, chewed pizza (along with the turtles), turned on my favorite Radiohead (mice are rockers!) and understood... No, it was no longer appropriate for big girls to bother with animals. I want a big muscular male body.

Who do we have there?

I remembered a well-known Internet meme:

"I am Spider-Man - a web from my hands!
I'm a Man - a Bat - a gloomy, tough guy!
I'm Wolverine, an unshaven slob!
I'm Captain America – everyone's hysterical!"

So, Spider-Man and further down the list. And the girls will be like without girls. After all, beauty will save the world.

1) Yes, Spider-Man

In the world - Peter Parker

Options:
Height: 178
Weight: 76
Hair color: brown
Eye color: brown

Once an ordinary guy was bitten by a spider, and he himself turned into a spider (his mother used to say in childhood: do not molest homeless animals!). I sewed myself a suit from a blue and red rag, quite stylish and emphasizing the muscles. And let's save the city from evil. And Spider-Man's enemies are still the same: the Lizard, the Vulture, the Sandman, the Green Goblin, and others.





The state of emergency was played by Tobey Maguire...



… and his girlfriend is Kirsten Dunst, whom I hate.



2) Batman



In the world – Bruce Wayne

Options:
Height: 188
Weight: 95
Hair color: black
Eye Color: Blue

A gloomy, burly man with a slanting fathom in his shoulders, a brave jawline, and belligerently clenched fists. Even a latex suit with ears and a raincoat does not spoil it. And his enemies are sheer psychos – the Penguin, the Joker (the Mad Hatter, the Calendar Man, the King of the Clock, the Scarecrow, the Magpie, the Rag Doll, the Zebra Man, the Poison Ivy... – the madhouse is resting). Why so serious?

Batman was once filmed by Tim Burton and Christopher Nolan and played:

Michael Keaton



Val Kilmer



George Clooney





Christian Bale



3) Female cat



World: Patience Philips

She is stunningly beautiful in a tight latex suit - her grace and slenderness can only be envied.

Catwoman once had a chance to be:

Holly Bury



Sharon Stone



4) Superman



In the world – Clark Kent

In fact, it all started with him. In 1938, the first comic book magazine with his participation was published. Superman is distinguished by invulnerability, super strength, the ability to fly and develop incredible speed, and so on from the "gentleman's set" of a superhero. They also say he has incredible mental abilities. A number of films have been made about Superman, a bunch of cartoons and video games have been created.

Movie Supermen:

Tom Welling



Dean Kane



Brendon Root







And Wonder Woman is Superman's girlfriend

He wears a blue-red-gold bodysuit, stylish boots, and "a star burns in his forehead."



5) Captain America



World: Stephen Rogers

The character, although not quite well-known in our country, is very colorful. Steve Rogers was a sickly young man who had been injected with a kind of serum, he became a "triumph of evolution" and was obliged to help the US military "do justice". Something like that.

Chris Evans



6) Iron Man



World: Anthony Edward Stark

Options:
Height: 185 (without armor)
Weight: 102 (without armor)
Hair color: black
Eye Color: Blue

Adorable Robert Downey Jr.