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Best rhyme the word "work" - "it is not necessary»!

The best friend of women beautiful shoes - adhesive tape

Soon it is time to end this, when you stand at two o'clock in the morning in shorts and sneakers in hand on the bed and look out the buzzing creature ?!

I need strong emotions. I'll see the account on loans

In the yard in 2014, before leaving the house: Smartphone loaded, plate loaded, loaded watches, sunglasses charge, cover charge, charging loaded

 - Doctor, my cat took it and ate a brick! What to do?
 - Wait for the first masonry! ..

In the event of a sudden meeting with an old acquaintance wins the one who will say first: "Well, tell me how life?»

 - You are a good word will not wait!
 - You save up to a memorial service ...

-Come Buy a roll, feed the ducks?
Come on. But there are no ducks. Maybe it's better viskarya
Yes, better viskarya

It's hard to be an opponent of the death penalty after the neighbors bought a karaoke!

If the marriage had to renew every year in the registry office, and the bitchiness would disappear

From the marriage ads:
I am a middle-aged, quiet, unremarkable man from the second hundred Forbes

 - Come on now without a condom?
 - Why is that?
 - Heat this

And when the women drawn to normal? Social phobia? Perfectly! Drunk? Excellent! Asshole? Wrap two!

The wife of the master of the "crazy hands" asks her husband to finally throw a bottle of Scotch and outlet and buy condoms normal

I hate when I wake up after a party with someone in bed and I can not remember his name, we met and why he's dead
Today I got a new watch and wallet for free! This gun like magic!

 - Read the newspaper while sitting on the toilet - it is right.
 - Why?
 - Because he was ready for anything, even the worst news

 - Boy, you have a huge backpack, what do you wear it so?
 - Cynicism, Auntie. Cynicism and condoms