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Drunk man returns late at night and in the darkness swooped in the yard at the speck of apple.
 Solves saw off the dangerous knot.
 Seeking saw:
 - Wife, which saw?
 - Yeah, I did not drink, did you yourself get drunk somewhere!
 - Do not be ridiculous! Where to drink?
 - Well, a neighbor saw.
 - Why give?
 - Yeah, I did not give him!
 - It is not given if a neighbor saw !?
 - Well, I did not know that he is a chatterbox!

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