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The story that I told my friend, who works at the phone company. Among other things, they are engaged in repairing the damages of underground telephone cables.
 That is one nasty fall day they went by bus PAZ (this is important) to the accident in the arm thick cable to the number of living 200-250.
Autumn, rain, and the most resourceful tovarisch and says, "Come on, damn it, the ends of the cable hidden in the bus, and in the warmth of it all grow together."
We praise him for his resourcefulness, and work has begun to boil. Banging somewhere half.
Suddenly, near the end of a terrible mate, then dumb and even more terrible mat.
It turns out that one end ZADYUYU made through the door, and the other - across the front !!! Clearly, the bus did not cut, and the cable has had a close relationship noon.