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Possible failures in the use of beer and their solutions
Symptom: The taste of beer is not felt; lost sense of pleasure. Mug is transparent to light.
Reason: The mug is empty.
Solution: Find someone who will buy more beer mug.
Symptom: The taste of beer is not felt; lost sense of pleasure. The shirt collar wet.
Reason: Do not open your mouth or circle is brought not there.
Remedy: regular training is needed before a mirror.
Symptom: Feet cold and wet.
Reason: Wrong position of mugs.
Remedy: Set the cup so that the foam has been directed toward the ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Reason: Lack of control over the bladder.
Remedy: Stand near the dog with a collar. A few minutes later request to host beer in compensation.
Symptom: Paul spreads.
Reason: You are looking at the floor through the bottom of an empty cup.
Solution: Find someone who will buy more beer mug.
Symptom: Paul swinging.
Reason: The unstable seat without a back.
Remedy: Insert the shaft of his broom under his jacket down to create additional support.
Symptom: Paul traveled.
Reason: You are.
Remedy: If you are not in another pub, shouting for help. As compensation demand beer.
Symptom: Fluorescent lamps on the wall.
Cause: You have fallen back.
Remedy: Ask someone to put you to the front.
Symptom: Nothing can be seen in the mouth a broken cigarette.
Cause: You have fallen on his stomach.
Remedy: See above.
Symptom: Around quickly darkens.
Reason: The pub is closed.
Remedy: Find out from others, where is the nearest outdoor pub.
Symptom: You wake up in a wet cold hard bed.
Cause: You have fallen into the ditch.
Solution: Ask the time passers. If the pub is open, go there. No - go back to sleep.
Reason: The mug is empty.
Solution: Find someone who will buy more beer mug.
Symptom: The taste of beer is not felt; lost sense of pleasure. The shirt collar wet.
Reason: Do not open your mouth or circle is brought not there.
Remedy: regular training is needed before a mirror.
Symptom: Feet cold and wet.
Reason: Wrong position of mugs.
Remedy: Set the cup so that the foam has been directed toward the ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Reason: Lack of control over the bladder.
Remedy: Stand near the dog with a collar. A few minutes later request to host beer in compensation.
Symptom: Paul spreads.
Reason: You are looking at the floor through the bottom of an empty cup.
Solution: Find someone who will buy more beer mug.
Symptom: Paul swinging.
Reason: The unstable seat without a back.
Remedy: Insert the shaft of his broom under his jacket down to create additional support.
Symptom: Paul traveled.
Reason: You are.
Remedy: If you are not in another pub, shouting for help. As compensation demand beer.
Symptom: Fluorescent lamps on the wall.
Cause: You have fallen back.
Remedy: Ask someone to put you to the front.
Symptom: Nothing can be seen in the mouth a broken cigarette.
Cause: You have fallen on his stomach.
Remedy: See above.
Symptom: Around quickly darkens.
Reason: The pub is closed.
Remedy: Find out from others, where is the nearest outdoor pub.
Symptom: You wake up in a wet cold hard bed.
Cause: You have fallen into the ditch.
Solution: Ask the time passers. If the pub is open, go there. No - go back to sleep.
