Donkey Ass - rulez Bashny.Net

Motto: For all those who from time to time there is a bad mood must first banish his anger on someone.
 Do not do it on your familiar, but unfamiliar to do .........

I sat at the table and suddenly remembered to make a very important call. I found the number and dialed it.
Nice man said, "Listen ..." to which I replied politely: "My name is Dimitri and I would like to talk with Vladimir Ivanov».
 Suddenly, with a roar hung up the phone did not even answer! I could not behavior that someone could be so rude!
I tried to find the exact phone number of Vladimir and found that the latter figure was incorrect.
 After a conversation with Vladimir, I again scored an incorrect phone number.
 When the familiar man picked up the phone, I cried brutally: "You ass asshole!" And hung up.
 Next to this room, I wrote the word "donkey ass" and left this piece of paper in plain sight on the desk.
Now, every time I had a bad temper, or I just file a tax return, I called cvoemu "friend" and each time shouting: "You're an ass ass!".
 It encouraged me every time and smoothing a bad mood ...
 Later, the phone company offered services Automatic Number Identification (ANI).
For me it was a real collapse, because I could no longer call the ass.
But one day in my head there was a brilliant idea.
I dialed the number Asshole and heard his voice, "Listen ...". To which I replied: "Hi. I am a fellow phone company entrusted to me, I know your opinion about the quality of service of automatic number identification. Are you familiar with this service? »
 - "No!" - Said Ass and loudly hung up.
 I quickly called him back and shouted:
 - "It's because you're an ass ass!".
The reason for this prologue is a desire to show you that if you have a bad mood, do not be upset.
You can quickly put an end to this by simply typing the number Donkey Asshole ... The clumsy old woman near the super-market for a long time trying to get out of his parking space.
I've stopped thinking that she was going to do it at all.
Finally, the car began to move old woman.
A sigh of relief, I otehal little back to give her more room to turn.
 Cool !, I thought she was finally going to leave.
 Suddenly, for no apparent reason it leaves a black BMW and as if on the wings of flies in my place.
 I began to honk and shout:
 "My friend, you can not just do it! This is my spot! I was the first! »
A man got out and his BMW-soup completely ignoring me.
He went in the direction of a super-market pretending not to hear me.
I thought he was an ass ass, because in the world there are a lot of donkey asses.
I noticed a sticker "car for sale" on the rear window.
I wrote down the phone number and found another parking space.
A few days later I was sitting in the office next to his desk.
 I just called the ass and shouted: "You are an ass ass!". (Now it is very easy to do, as I said Asshole number in the phone's memory).
Then I noticed that the phone guy selling his black BMW.
I dialed his number and a voice said:
 Listen.
 -That You are selling an excellent black BMW?
 -Yes it's me.
 -Can Tell you where I can find and inspect the car?
 Yes, I live on the street 8, the first entrance on the right, the apartment 7.
 -Excellent Like your name?
 My name is Nikolay Small. You can simply Kohl.
 Okay, Kolya. When I catch you at home?
 -In the evening. Better after seven.
 Listen, Kolya, I want you to say something?
 -Yes.
 -Kolyan You ass ass! ..
 I hung up loudly. A few days later, about seven in the evening, I called the phone asshole. A pleasant voice said:
 Listen.
 I yelled, "You're an ass ass!", But do not hang up.
 Ass asked, "Hey, you still there?".
 -Of Course, Ass.
 -Listen, Please stop calling me.
No, - I answered.
 -How's Your name, dear ?, 'asked Ass.
 My name is Nikolay Small. You can simply Kohl.
 Where you live, Nicholas?
 -I Live on the street 8, the first entrance on the right, the apartment 7.
 I've already go, - said the ass - you better start praying, you moron!
 -Yeah, Very frightened, donkey ass! I answered.

I dialed Kohl. Kolyan said:
 Listen.
 -Kolyan You the most natural donkey's ass!
 -If I knew where you were, I would you ...
 What are you, donkey ass?
 -I Used to kill you!
 -Great, You have a chance. I come to thee, donkey ass!

I hung up and dialed the police.
I'm told that the streets 8 I will kill my blue lover as soon as he gets home.
Another call I made to a news channel, reported that 8 Street next disassembly Mafia.
Later I got into his car and drove to the Street 8 see what will happen.

Fantastic! Watching as two idiot knocked out one of the other brains in the presence of six armored vehicles and riot police helicopter and a heap of reporters was one of the most amazing experiences of my life!