Boy burns !! ))) Bashny.Net

As you already know the Lord from kazhdago medicine may be either benefit or harm. Some Leksredstva introducing intravenously, others, well ... orally, ie through the mouth. Some finally shoved up your ass!
 I have one friend. Estessno You do not know him ... with him in his childhood story is horrible.
 It was then a boy of 6-7 years. The boy loved to swim, especially to the sea, and different, ochchchen, well ocheen healthy appetite.
 Although his childhood was not hungry, the boy devoured more or less sedobnoe. And a separate nutrition had no idea. Estestessno, sometimes there were incidents. How is constipation - if devoured many dumplings and drink ice water ... or diarrhea - if eats unripe apricots, sour cream, cucumbers, herring and yogurt.
 During the summer a family holiday by the sea boy caught a second attack. I do not remember that the Gourmet ate there ...
... Diarrhea began suddenly and was sharp like a May thunderstorm. He approached inexorably and always caught the boy by surprise in the most unsuitable places for srachki. But the boy was not to the extent soobraziteltnym years. Therefore, in the morning it is placed on the beach. Right by the water ...
 Bathed in those days, especially a lot of it.
 And power itself estessno not limited ...
 Bathed ... ate ... then again bathed Poto ... again and again ate bathed ...
 From srachki abundant in salt water with ochkom boy began to occur, as it seemed, irreversible clinical changes. It was like a asshole macaque, cracked, strongly strongly itched and hurt while walking ...
 Movement boy became smooth and unhurried ... Like a peacock.
 My mother, seeing this Mulk, ponyalya immediately cause grace of his child. The boy was instructed to use the car and spread apchechkoy suffering sralnik baby cream.

Car kit! What could be more interesting for a child! Then you and the flagellum -koshechke impose on the neck ... but klizmochki - dog at the time!
 "Yeah - the boy thought -That's baby cream!
 Blue tube with white painted ... Bee ...
 "Apizatron" - read by syllables boy ... Well, shit, like it!
 What would an ass quickly passed, medication is necessary to impose more and shove deeper. This everyone knows. Even a child ...
 And it is made ...
 Straight to the point immediately zazhalilo ten thousand "bees." With a wild grimace boy pytalsya erase medicine.
 But special sports cream to warm up the muscles, did not want to give up. He was a serious cream production of the GDR on the basis of natural bee venom, so glared at the unfortunate child's asshole is not childish.

And then the boy made a second fatal mistake - decided to wash a hell of a cream salt water ...
 He ran to the sea and Opus flaming ass into the cool water. But only for a moment he was relieved ... Salt water, chemically react with the cream mixture is formed, hitherto unknown military chemists.
 Sralnik burned, but there was no smoke!
 In great agony passed four o'clock ... Then the effect of the drug began to weaken.

The next day, the patient went to the beach. Gait had been creeping and smooth. Instead of something to a running dive, he cautiously went into the water up to their Moody wet point and anxiously listened to his senses ... Ass podavaala not any signal - a point not felt and h n e g o.

Conclude the Lord. Beware of unknown drugs.