Buddhism: If there was a ass - it really is not an ass.
Hedonism: There is nothing better well be assholes.
Hinduism: This asshole has happened before.
Mormons: This asshole still happen.
Stoicism: This asshole to me the only benefit.
Islam: If an ass happened - hence, the fact is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: Ass happened because you were bad.
Calvinism: Ass happened on that we have not worked hard.
Protestantism: Let the ass happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why the ass only happens with us?
Orthodoxy: Ass happened? Oh, and figs with it ...
Hare Krishna: Ass happened. Rama-Rama.
Atheism: Ooh, Well-ass!
Existentialism: What an ass, in essence?
Rastafarianism: Let's get out of this school zabem assholes!
Subjective solipsism: Ass - that's me!
Objective solipsism: Zhopa- is you!
Haynlaynizm: We all - ass!
Pessimism: Permanent Ass! It was, is and will be.
Freudianism: Ass happened in early childhood.
Carnegie: With me this asshole is already happening.
Physics: Ass happened? Everything is relative