In both cases - less need to smoke! Bashny.Net

The girl on the phone support service, "Mr. Muscle»:
 - Ale and Call to call Mr. Muscle. I want to meet him, to touch his muscles elastic ...
 At the end of the line:
 - Girl, are you sick? Mr. Muscle - this detergent.
 And hang up.
 Girl thoughtfully scratches his head and says aloud:
 - That's a bummer. Mr. Muscle is a detergent, Mr. Doors - doors and Lady Spidstik generally proved deodorant. It looks like I finally drove, it's time to call Dr. Pepper ...

The company of young people went to the car for marijuana, all bought, keep lit the way home, but the only problem - the path runs through the traffic police post, and six of them in the car.
Pale - because of this, even stop, and neither are any they ukureny to snipe, and the grass in the car for ten years.
We think and decide when will pass the post who may be one prignёtsya to be seen, and there was no problems will arise.
 In this story about the drug itself is over, but there is another story - about a traffic cop.
It should be on duty traffic cop, nasty weather, little machines, money is not cut down, and then there's the car passes, and no man!