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Fear of women quit smoking! It is not safe for health =))
"I quit smoking ... ... ... I quit smoking. Ah! What a mess - I quit smoking! Do not come. Do not pick me. I do not make any sudden movements in my presence. You're funny? So take a chance. Health & in-one of the vase. You do not want to, sir? You do not want-to. The care you can not refuse. In praying mantis - male during the act of love, I - my husband during the blockade of nicotine. Just ask for something, a little burdensome my sore ear! Why inflamed? Because now everything hurts. Particularly the brain, which builds in a conditioned reflex of self-preservation instinct, "Do not smoke, pomrё-osh". And impish laugh - somewhere out there, far and deep, but very clearly. Smoke, smoke, smoke ... »
- Honey, what costume to wear?
"Shroud! You really will shroud. Because now I'm going to kill you, and one becomes less dull. "
- And what kind of an event?
- Yeah exhibition. But it is very hot ...
- You have a meeting, or going to unload the trash?
- Tata, of course, meeting ... - discouraged look reproachfully at me.
"And what did you fool my head ?!»
- Then, on a linen have to give. Unless, of course, you have to sign a contract and not to disperse potential buyers - a charming smile; it - disarming; it - otherworldly.
- Yes ... you're probably right ...
"Perhaps?! Oh, give me a cigarette, and maybe will not lay down their lips in a natural grin! »
- A tie?
- And tie - dotted fingers plucked accumbens space probing the void in search of cigarettes.
- What?
"Hemp!»
- Dear better knotted.
"Because fists twist nodes are not comfortable!»
- Tatochka, gray or blue? Shirt?
- Ironing.
"For iron the right thing now locked in a closet. Under the padlock. "
- Honey, where is he?
- Iron? - A glimmer of hope in my heart that still within reach. - Shawl?
- On the top shelf.
"Maybe just light a cigarette and take a breath of smoke next?»
- Honey, this is not the headscarf.
- There's a lot of them.
- Actually, on it the skull.
"This is your next picture, if not immediately leave me alone! Skulls? .. »
- I repeat: there is a lot of them. Select other - a virtuoso own.
- But it seems to me, with the skulls too much ... is not?
"Deaf as a grouse or mocking?»
- In the relationship of Drew-th-th! - A clear articulation should fix things: vision problems were not, read my lips.
- Tatulechka, I'm not a biker. What will the colleagues when they see predatory characters in the toilet! - Ironically.
"Do they walk in groups need ?! And where it is aiming to attach a scarf ?! »
- Favorite what characters? - In the top of brewing conflict: steam output requires.
- Honey, that with your hearing? How many times talking about the skull, and you like your ears stopped up with cotton wool!
Close to a coma, I focus on it.
- Here, look ... - like a magician waves his nose in front of my purple scarf.
- This is a panda. Partially. And - no handkerchief.
- What?
"Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not kill ...»
- It is expensive, bandana. Our child.
- True? That's right, look, ... too big for his breast pocket ...
"Oh, Mom-a! He - associates. He - commensurate. We grow! »
- Favorite that with socks? What to wear?
- Clean!
"Barefoot. The sandals. The house slippers. In anything. Just shut up! »
- Then these?
- What is it?
- Socks ... clean ...
- Yes. Clean. And wool.
- But ... they are the only ones!
- The remaining Barabashka pulled?
- If you do not believe me, check yourself.
Checking.
- That's right, the only ones. With fleece. Gift your mom.
- What to do?
"What else can you do? Parents do not choose. However, my mother, too, in order to nail ...! .. »
- Honey, this department with winter clothing. Try to look at the "summer" half.
"Look, she said! Because the temptation to pack you a hairy heap matures inexorably! »
- Found!
"Hooray! The victory of reason over the animal passions - will live! "- My favorite, left to deal with a shoe ...
"Or maybe not ... be one cigarette can not be saved. Give two.
Better - half a pack! And stoparik cognac. Two! »
- Laponka, tell me your opinion ... these shoes completely?
- Oh yeah! Great!
"No, no, no, we want today!»
- Honey, come on, then stop smoking?
- Well, from ... lasted almost two weeks! - Tone betrays frustration.
"Yes, you must understand, at last! I'm just afraid to disappoint you even more. Much more! »
- Something does not give me training. It did not get - in my voice than one remorse in him fear for tomorrow's show to collect on her husband.
- Tatochka resist. Fight!
"I can not. I can not! Nicotine hunger - all right, but with the desire to strangle you on this very spot - no way! »
- Dear, probably, it is better to light a cigarette. I do not own anything - sticky perspiration covers are still searching fingers and forehead.
- You're not a drug addict!
"No. But I married you when smoked. So - do not change anything! Not a threat, but should not be ignored. "
- Honey, one conventional cigarettes. You psychological dependence!
"Oh, you're the psychiatrist homebrew!»
- You are right as always. But ... - askance sword thunder-lightning speed of light wielding self-made paper fans - the heat parses smoke. Can?
- Do not give in, my dear!
"Do not make me choose between my husband and smoking. II Victory! »
- Easy for you to say, but I hold a last effort! - Put a fan Let stuffy, but the view will experience.
I feel.
- Sweetheart ... probably really ... not this time ... - goes to the door.
- So where are my cigarettes? - I not avert my eyes to change my mind.
- Now ... Please do not be nervous!
***
Coffee, cigarettes - on the table. I drink. I smoke. Morning.
- Honey, I went - faithful from the corridor.
As an exemplary wife go out to hold her husband at work. "I have it good. Gentle, caring ... loving ... »
- My God, what are you dressed up ?!
- What, what? You yourself ... yesterday ...
- I?! I advised to wear a gray suit, green shirt, bow tie children's, sports socks, canvas shoes and - the crowning perfection - to put in the pocket of a blue polka scarf ?! - Clutching his head, swinging-old woman mourner, inarticulate howling lamentations.
Restore speech, cried:
- Change your clothes. Mi-ily! Change your clothes!
"Cigarette me! Block! And cognac! Bottle! »
Manumission
- Honey, what costume to wear?
"Shroud! You really will shroud. Because now I'm going to kill you, and one becomes less dull. "
- And what kind of an event?
- Yeah exhibition. But it is very hot ...
- You have a meeting, or going to unload the trash?
- Tata, of course, meeting ... - discouraged look reproachfully at me.
"And what did you fool my head ?!»
- Then, on a linen have to give. Unless, of course, you have to sign a contract and not to disperse potential buyers - a charming smile; it - disarming; it - otherworldly.
- Yes ... you're probably right ...
"Perhaps?! Oh, give me a cigarette, and maybe will not lay down their lips in a natural grin! »
- A tie?
- And tie - dotted fingers plucked accumbens space probing the void in search of cigarettes.
- What?
"Hemp!»
- Dear better knotted.
"Because fists twist nodes are not comfortable!»
- Tatochka, gray or blue? Shirt?
- Ironing.
"For iron the right thing now locked in a closet. Under the padlock. "
- Honey, where is he?
- Iron? - A glimmer of hope in my heart that still within reach. - Shawl?
- On the top shelf.
"Maybe just light a cigarette and take a breath of smoke next?»
- Honey, this is not the headscarf.
- There's a lot of them.
- Actually, on it the skull.
"This is your next picture, if not immediately leave me alone! Skulls? .. »
- I repeat: there is a lot of them. Select other - a virtuoso own.
- But it seems to me, with the skulls too much ... is not?
"Deaf as a grouse or mocking?»
- In the relationship of Drew-th-th! - A clear articulation should fix things: vision problems were not, read my lips.
- Tatulechka, I'm not a biker. What will the colleagues when they see predatory characters in the toilet! - Ironically.
"Do they walk in groups need ?! And where it is aiming to attach a scarf ?! »
- Favorite what characters? - In the top of brewing conflict: steam output requires.
- Honey, that with your hearing? How many times talking about the skull, and you like your ears stopped up with cotton wool!
Close to a coma, I focus on it.
- Here, look ... - like a magician waves his nose in front of my purple scarf.
- This is a panda. Partially. And - no handkerchief.
- What?
"Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not kill ...»
- It is expensive, bandana. Our child.
- True? That's right, look, ... too big for his breast pocket ...
"Oh, Mom-a! He - associates. He - commensurate. We grow! »
- Favorite that with socks? What to wear?
- Clean!
"Barefoot. The sandals. The house slippers. In anything. Just shut up! »
- Then these?
- What is it?
- Socks ... clean ...
- Yes. Clean. And wool.
- But ... they are the only ones!
- The remaining Barabashka pulled?
- If you do not believe me, check yourself.
Checking.
- That's right, the only ones. With fleece. Gift your mom.
- What to do?
"What else can you do? Parents do not choose. However, my mother, too, in order to nail ...! .. »
- Honey, this department with winter clothing. Try to look at the "summer" half.
"Look, she said! Because the temptation to pack you a hairy heap matures inexorably! »
- Found!
"Hooray! The victory of reason over the animal passions - will live! "- My favorite, left to deal with a shoe ...
"Or maybe not ... be one cigarette can not be saved. Give two.
Better - half a pack! And stoparik cognac. Two! »
- Laponka, tell me your opinion ... these shoes completely?
- Oh yeah! Great!
"No, no, no, we want today!»
- Honey, come on, then stop smoking?
- Well, from ... lasted almost two weeks! - Tone betrays frustration.
"Yes, you must understand, at last! I'm just afraid to disappoint you even more. Much more! »
- Something does not give me training. It did not get - in my voice than one remorse in him fear for tomorrow's show to collect on her husband.
- Tatochka resist. Fight!
"I can not. I can not! Nicotine hunger - all right, but with the desire to strangle you on this very spot - no way! »
- Dear, probably, it is better to light a cigarette. I do not own anything - sticky perspiration covers are still searching fingers and forehead.
- You're not a drug addict!
"No. But I married you when smoked. So - do not change anything! Not a threat, but should not be ignored. "
- Honey, one conventional cigarettes. You psychological dependence!
"Oh, you're the psychiatrist homebrew!»
- You are right as always. But ... - askance sword thunder-lightning speed of light wielding self-made paper fans - the heat parses smoke. Can?
- Do not give in, my dear!
"Do not make me choose between my husband and smoking. II Victory! »
- Easy for you to say, but I hold a last effort! - Put a fan Let stuffy, but the view will experience.
I feel.
- Sweetheart ... probably really ... not this time ... - goes to the door.
- So where are my cigarettes? - I not avert my eyes to change my mind.
- Now ... Please do not be nervous!
***
Coffee, cigarettes - on the table. I drink. I smoke. Morning.
- Honey, I went - faithful from the corridor.
As an exemplary wife go out to hold her husband at work. "I have it good. Gentle, caring ... loving ... »
- My God, what are you dressed up ?!
- What, what? You yourself ... yesterday ...
- I?! I advised to wear a gray suit, green shirt, bow tie children's, sports socks, canvas shoes and - the crowning perfection - to put in the pocket of a blue polka scarf ?! - Clutching his head, swinging-old woman mourner, inarticulate howling lamentations.
Restore speech, cried:
- Change your clothes. Mi-ily! Change your clothes!
"Cigarette me! Block! And cognac! Bottle! »
Manumission
