Differences

-Hello! Marin, you're like a bird's milk?
 Well come to me, and then I've got these two eagles sitting !!!

 - Dad, look how this constantly smoking grandmother with a glass in his hand looks young?
 - Still would! In 18-some years!

"The first blade shaves clean, the second - even cleaner ...»
 Question:
 - Nafik need first blade?

NEW! New cell phone model - "Pinocchio." The more you're lying on it, the longer antennka!

 - At competitions in hammer throwing funnier all the spectators rushed the 6th sector, which actually flew hammer ...

Night ...
 Around convents howling wolves ...
 They scared ...

Condom - is a subject that is not useful if you have it, desperately need, when you do not, and if you have it and you could not use it, then there is always the wife who discovered it in your stash !!! ..