Anecdote from old))

Comes to a man in a provincial restaurant. Capital clothes on it, right poiznoshennaya. He sits down, calls up the waiter.
 - Let's say you have a fish?
 - Salmon, salmon, sterlet ...
 - No, I capelin, some, worse and povonyuchey.
 - Okay, now to the grocery store to round up ...
 A guy thoughtfully:
 -And It is necessary to prepare a special recipe ...
 - ???
 - You it, please do not wash, do not thaw, do not clean ...
 - ???
 - Salts more, but on the one hand !!! On the other pepper nafigachte heart.
 Yes I Do! And it needs to fry without oil! Just throw in the pan, so she was burned on one side, and on the other was raw ...
 The waiter takes a loss. A guy calls out to him.
 - And when will I feed the fish at the table, please, it is not served in any way. Just throw across the room on my desk and say so menacingly: "Eat, dog !!!»
 The waiter shrugs and does everything exactly as requested ...
 Raschuvstvovshiysya man, with tears in his eyes gives him 500 bucks for tea, hugging the shoulders and the waiter says:
 - Three months on a business trip ... As my wife missed, no strength ...