Repair and its consequences in your apartment

1. You do not wipe their feet before entering the apartment, and before you get out of it.

2. In your home cockroaches appeared white.

3. Your cat was switched to valernki to varnish.

4. You turn the patties on the steel pan with a spatula.

5. Going to the bathroom, you forget about the original purpose of the visit and begin to carefully study the connection of the toilet and check for gaps between tiles.

6. You take out the garbage ten to twenty times a day.

7. You petting his wife broad flapping up and down ...

8. In turn. wife used to place cheeks to expose you to the ladder.

9. No matter where you were - the forest, the sea, the talks with the head of a foreign state - anywhere you pursue the smell of paint.

10. At once, you are happy that you have a small apartment.

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