You are a programmer, if:

- If your home call you for dinner by email.
 - If you want a new modem for the New Year.
 - If you accept the package of orange juice as ZIR file a bunch of oranges. - If all your jokes received via email.
 - If your wristwatch should not lower class processor Rentium III.
 - If you are looking forward to Christmas to plenty enough of new games, a gift to your children.
 - If your ideal vacation - in an accelerated mode to view the new filmets to find in it a bunch of technical errors.
 - If you regularly run hour program to verify the results of the test, take five minutes.
 - If you are sure you can easily assemble a powerful laser, using only solar cell of the turnstile in the subway and the flash to tear you from the Chinese "Soap».
 - If the housing program block your computer never fixed with screws, so as not to waste time on them twisting.
 - If your can opener, converted you have at least 16 MB of RAM. - If you want easy, in what direction will now twist the water in the kitchen sink drain.
 - If you remove the rear wall of your TV only to see - how it differs from the computer.
 - If you own electrical experiments at least once set fire to school.
 - If your favorite t-shirt says "WINDOWS MUST DIE!»
 - If you often wear bags in your hard drive.
 - If you are sure that the computers are really only good for gaming strategies in real time - but do not dare say it out loud.
 - If you know that the Aliens living among us.
 - If you always keep the power cords from discarded appliances.
 - If your hard drive somewhere lost driver library.
 - If you change your passwords often than computers.
 - If your personal CDs with toys is much higher than that of your children.
 - If your IQ greater than your weight.
 - If you can easily store up to eight network address - but not his wife's birthday.
 - If you type text at speeds of over 70 words per minute - but often can not make out your own handwriting.
 - If the people groan when you put your favorite music.
 - If your wristwatch buttons more than on your phone.
 - If you have online friends much more than in real life.
 - If you are sure that the real heroes of the movie "Apollo 13" - those who control the flight sitting in the Mission Control Center.
 - If you think that people can only yawn because they do not get enough sleep.
 - If the answer to the three-year kid, "Why is the sky blue?" You start to mumble something about Bill Gates.
 - If your computer with peripherals worth slightly more expensive "Lada».
 - If your daily diet consists of only four names - caffeine, sugar, beer and chips.


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