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India
Questions
When was built the Taj Mahal?
Taj Mahal Tab ban that?
Tell me, is bottled water?
Kia line e ka ho Pan?
Where in your restaurant restroom?
Yaha toylet ne kaha ho?
Do you have a remedy for intestinal disorders?
Kia ap ke pass dayaria Dawa ka ho?
And where is the toilet in the European sense of the word?
Kakha Peh yoropien Style ka ho toylet?
How do I find a doctor?
Dr. Kakha ne Milingo?
Are you sure you're a doctor?
Kia APKO bisuaz ho ho kiap doctor?
Useful Phrases
In India, the amazing nature
Indiana IU Prakriti Bahutu Sunder ho
This medicine does not help me
Ye Dawa least bunks nehe APEX ho
I touched the leper
Leper not nudzhhe Chua ho
Thank you, I feel worse
Dzhaniabad mirahal burahe
I want to order smelters body in Russia
Mudzhe lash to Rush bedzhna ho

China
Questions
Where you can buy postcards (brochures, guides)?
Minsinpyan (shoutse, chzhinan) Tsai shenma Difa May?
How many people in your town sick with SARS?
Nyman de chenshi th dosha Zhen ganzhanle feydyanfeyyan
How many have died?
Dosha Zhen syle?
So much (little)?
Namah up (shao)?
How do you feel?
Jue Ning Shufu de ma?
You cough or seemed to me?
Ning kesa, in kenen tintsole ba?
Useful Phrases
I feel good
In Jue de Shufu
I did not cough
In mei yu kesa
I have no temperature
In bu Fache
I assure you, I did not cough
Zhen De, in mei kesa
Thank you, it is not necessary to call a doctor
Sese, Daif bu yong jiao
Keep your hands
Zou Kai ba
You are not a doctor, you're a pest
Ning bu shi Yisheng. Ning Shi Weihai Fengjie
You infected me and
Ning tszytszi chuanzhan le in
I spit in your rice, now you die
In xiang nide fanvan whether the le Tan
Turkey
Questions
How to get to the parking lot of buses?
Otobyus durayna nasylaya gidebiliris?
Where you have suffered my suitcase?
Benim bavulumu neres gёtur dupyus?
You have not seen where people ran with a suitcase?
Benim bavulumla head Kishi neterefa Gitte?
Where you brought me?
Nera Beni geterdines?
Is there one-star hotel?
Bir yyldyzly hotel olurmy?
Are you sure that this is a real jacket Gucci?
Boo montuno Gerchek Gucci olduguna eminmi Sinise?
Useful Phrases
We are from Russia. In our group of two hundred and thirteen people
Rusyaadan geldik. Bizim gurupp ikyiyuzonyuch Kishi
Minibar is quite large, but it does not cool.
Minibar byuyyuk ama sogutmuiёr
Sorry, I at first took for a double room minibars
Sorry ama ben Menus kizhilik ode tumtugmu saamyshtym minibar degil
Swear by Allah that it is a real Gucci
Allahyn adyn emichi al-bu small Gucci
For the money I can buy half of Istanbul
Boo paraya Istanbulyun yarysyny alyrym
I will not have to buy anything
Sizden hichbirshey satyn altayazhagym
You follow me for two hours
Benim peshimdgen Menus saatir belii orsunuz
If you do not unbind, your children will be orphaned, thank you.
Eger peshimi byraktazean, chozhuklaryn etit kalazhak. Tezhekkyur Lair

Holland
Questions
Where can I look at pictures of Pieter Brueghel the Younger?
Vaara kan ik de skhildereyn Peter van de Oude Breyhel bekeyken?
Are you sure it's not too large dose for a beginner?
Bent th Zekeriya dates voor deze dozis en behineling NIIT feel IP?
Have you noticed how people funny fingers?
Hebt th ophemekt Velke de Mensen belaheleyke fingerop de Handen heben?
Where (who, why) I?
Vaara (vi, vaarfoor) ben ik?
A girl can meet you?
Meyonkfrau, poppy uk meth th kenismaken?
How-how much?
Hufeel, hufeel?
Useful Phrases
I'm scared
Ik ben bang
It seems to me that the earth is now split, crack of demons come out and take away my passport and return ticket
Hat Comte de Mey voor dates hrond splats Haat, Eight de spleet demons zyulen klauteren en het paspoort en het returbilot mei zyulen ontneemen
Turn the music louder and take me to the red light district
Stept yu de Musique en lёyder brnht yu mei Naaru de veyk fan de kind lantaarns
The price of your services seems to me exaggerated
Preyzen op de SE Dienst skheynen mei te te Hooch ophefurd Zayn
How so "finish", but I just started
Hu LP "finish" ik heb imers for yoyst behonen
Take me to my hotel, only carefully
Brenht yu mei Naaru hat wanted aleen foorzihtih

Italy
Questions
How to get to St. Peter's Square?
Kome si fa hell arrivare and Piazza San Pyetro?
How to get to the beach, not to get under the car?
Kome Arriva alla Spiaggia sentsa Esser investito da una McKean
Can I finish my this here and two liters'll take?
Posse finishing burs la bevanda qui e prendermi Altra do e liters and refusal?
Girl, you have beautiful breasts, your name is not accidentally Bellucci?
Bella! Ai delle tette Perfetto! A propozito, silt Tuo konёme non e Bellucci?
Where is the nearest emergency room?
Dove Ca qui those living yl Pronto Soccorso?
Useful Phrases
I did not push Leaning Tower of Pisa, she dropped herself
Non sono stato io la torre and spindzhere di Pizzo, e Kadutu da sola
My wife lost
Mia Moglia si e Persian
Last time I saw her, she was getting into the red "Lamborghini»
Lultima ke lo volt Vista era seduta su una Lamborghini Ross
She is blonde
Lei e Biondi
You yourself are a cuckold!
IL Cornutus qui, Say the
I want to sell a ticket to Moscow
Volё vendere University biletto per Mosca

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