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This story happened to my friend.
 One evening he went to a subway car, the seven hours that way in the eighth and early evening. Rush hour has passed, but the car was a decent people.
 At the station "University" in the car went one passenger (it should be noted that he was black), and went to the only empty seat beside which sat a sweet old lady.
 She moved a little and says:
 - Sit down son.
 Negro sat down with the words:
 - I'm not your son, I told you, Mr. !!!
 The whole car stopped with indignation. At this time, the door is now shut, and the train has already traveled to the tunnel.
 When the train began to drive up into the next station, old lady stood up and walked to the door.
 The train stopped and the doors opened. An old lady turned to the Negro on the whole car:
 - We are gentlemen in the zoo on the tailings to the top ass hanging !!!
 And jumped out of the car, Koror just exploded with laughter