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10 reasons why you should not stick your fingers into the cooler.
1. If the fan "slaughter", with metal chrome blades and speeds of over 4000 rpm, the fingers can be hard to fight off or even permanently ruin.
2. If the fan is plastic, dust and insignificant, it can break even the most delicate touch, or scared to death.
3. If the fan "Klimatek" with freon-cooled and turbo-charged, it is possible to fight off not only his fingers, but the forearm, and even the lime on the molars of the idiot who suggested to do it. Moreover, the metabolism of the whole drama of the fan does not affect!
4. If, in order to stick a finger in the fan, it is necessary to break through the thick-thick layer of dust, then it is necessary to think over three times as reckless act. Since the dust contains a malicious microbes, insects, unkempt appearance and much more notorious of nicotine, tearing came under the hot hand of rodents into small pieces.
5. In the event of inadvertent popping fingers into the fan, first be aware, if your restore burned processor warranty, and whether there is in sight to the company warrants the computer, your immediate supervisor, the members of society for the rights of fans and other members of society, poisoning the life of every self-respecting researchers.
6. Do not try to poke their fingers into the fan, which is nestled in a family of mice or other mammals, despite the relatively small amount of their milk production.
7. Never attempt to poke fingers in the CPU fan, being in a twilight state of mind, in a drunken state, skates for figure skating with sharpening "groove" with boxing gloves and standing on ungrounded metal floor.
8. Pre-read all the medical literature about the consequences entail the replacement of the joints in the fingers and toes, or even the replacement of limbs, if the fan will be unexpectedly high.
9. Carefully review your insurance policy, and if there is no point in it about the fan, call the insurance agent and ask sarcastically about such cases. Do not put your fingers into the fan as long as you make sure that all possible damage will take the insurance company.
10. Respect the right to privacy and the fans of self-determination. Still, we do not live in the Middle Ages!
Sent Immortal_fausT
2. If the fan is plastic, dust and insignificant, it can break even the most delicate touch, or scared to death.
3. If the fan "Klimatek" with freon-cooled and turbo-charged, it is possible to fight off not only his fingers, but the forearm, and even the lime on the molars of the idiot who suggested to do it. Moreover, the metabolism of the whole drama of the fan does not affect!
4. If, in order to stick a finger in the fan, it is necessary to break through the thick-thick layer of dust, then it is necessary to think over three times as reckless act. Since the dust contains a malicious microbes, insects, unkempt appearance and much more notorious of nicotine, tearing came under the hot hand of rodents into small pieces.
5. In the event of inadvertent popping fingers into the fan, first be aware, if your restore burned processor warranty, and whether there is in sight to the company warrants the computer, your immediate supervisor, the members of society for the rights of fans and other members of society, poisoning the life of every self-respecting researchers.
6. Do not try to poke their fingers into the fan, which is nestled in a family of mice or other mammals, despite the relatively small amount of their milk production.
7. Never attempt to poke fingers in the CPU fan, being in a twilight state of mind, in a drunken state, skates for figure skating with sharpening "groove" with boxing gloves and standing on ungrounded metal floor.
8. Pre-read all the medical literature about the consequences entail the replacement of the joints in the fingers and toes, or even the replacement of limbs, if the fan will be unexpectedly high.
9. Carefully review your insurance policy, and if there is no point in it about the fan, call the insurance agent and ask sarcastically about such cases. Do not put your fingers into the fan as long as you make sure that all possible damage will take the insurance company.
10. Respect the right to privacy and the fans of self-determination. Still, we do not live in the Middle Ages!
Sent Immortal_fausT
Japanese - a delicate matter. And they are not alone!
Bar Pirduha)) Who comes up with these names? ))