Classic in the adapted translation (for padonskih children :))

Kposhka-son to ottsy ppishёl,
 and spposil kpoha:
 what "the author is cool»
 (I see bad)?

y me sekpetov no,
 all yznal - Pope this response
 pomeschy in zhypnale ...

if by passkaza pvёt
 Ten sytok kpyady,
 the napishyt: HIZACHOT,
 DRINK author Yadu.

The reader was yvlechёn,
 gpomko pzhal entire office?
 skazhyt: FIVE! PESHY ischo!
 or: VMEMORIZ.

if the post chepny ypny,
 zhytche sleep nevpotika,
 he did not pazy GLAMURHY,
 this type of Gothic.

If papen smotpit
 Wolf and dream tpahny
 papnya - did not communicate for a long time,
 This malchik - AHTUHG!

Kohl flydish you endlessly,
 and only those busy,
 know - this fellow
 vskoposti banned.

and opyblikyesh photo
 as neyzhatom,
 spazy same pop.posit someone
 use of khat.

if someone konkpetnoy typ,
 skydoymen hell,
 posovetyyut emy
 LEARN ALBAHSKY.

ny and if avtop kpyt,
 and not only form,
 ppo such pishyt tyt:
 Learn it elite.

someone even himself with vepshok,
 spopit not afraid,
 ymny spopschik - hoposho,
 ppigoditstsa life.

stanyt in spope oskopblyat,
 / type, say, defense /,
 spazy have to say is:
 DOT. DRAIN ZASCHITAH.

someone writes FIRST HAH,
 someone writes DYBR,
 y someone nedotpah,
 kalibp small.

pposit someone to borrow money,
 with mipy, but on pybliky,
 someone knows a lot about shytkah,
 pazvlekaet pybliky.

someone pposto so ppivyk,
 who mistake the addresses,
 y someone pic
 cool (I ponpavilso) ...