The story about the military (already funny :)) Bashny.Net

The story happened in vVMI now he VMC.
 The department of military affairs. Lieutenant Colonel with the historic name Oak (cm. Schweik). Smoking-room in the closet. Conventional military two-point system. Guys are on a smoke break, a pillar of smoke hanging. On the wall hangs the old model fire extinguisher, no one touches.
Included Oak lights. He was beginning to explain that fire extinguisher old, rusted (really) such already in service there for a long time and it is a non-working. "Look! - Said a lieutenant colonel, - here the date of verification means working!". He continues to get in the same spirit ... they say junk, shit, etc. Unable to stand, Oak grabs a fire extinguisher, breaks the seal, then - according to the instructions - the handle on himself, coup, clapping on the ground and keeps ...
 But here starts fell from a fire extinguisher foam. What to do? Oak looks wild look, all students lybyatsya around and look at him ... Then he quickly sends a stream of foam in the points!
 They all neigh.
 Then comes a second toilet in the teacher already Colonel.
 - What are you doing? - He asked Duba ... that answered him:
 - Do not you see, help!
 And then Colonel takes off, running in the corridor, enough to shield the second is the same chemical, resorted to the toilet and before the eyes of the amazed public repeats the same standard procedure (failure of seals, impact, etc.) and sends a jet of fire extinguishers in The second point ...
 See the two officials escaped half the institute, laughter did not cease for another week ...

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