Administrators and technical support staff, tremble! =)

Hello dear administrators, creators, moderators and how you got there yet. I write to you, I - Lamer, kettle, user, and so on. E., Generally one of those zadalbyvaet you questions like: "Where on my keyboard button« any key? »
 Not long ago I took the computer itself. What is there atlon ... the specific purpose of working with Photoshop. On the advice I took more (and not "ischo») Back-Ups.
 And so, therefore, I sit, I make (I advertiser), and then turned off the light. And I have a request. And I go and do. A computer that's bang and went out. The older brother's sidekick worked in customer service. In short, I'm calling it, and have the following dialogue:
 --Dima, My computer is not working.
 --A It into the socket switched on?
 --Well yes.
 --A That the monitor does not light up?
 --No.
 --Scha-Conductive-conductive. A light that is?
 Days without anybody.
 --VOOBSCHE In the house?
 --Nu ...
 Pause for five seconds.
 --Koroche You take the computer for a long time?
 --No.
 --Korobki In place?
 --Yes.
 --Akkuratno Add up all the places in boxes.
 --OK.
 A few minutes of catch - "Why?". I called again:
 --Sobral?
 --Nuuu ... Yes.
 - (With barely suppressed laughter) Now we drove to the shop and tell the seller, that such a stupid ass you can not have a computer !!!
 HA HA HA !!! What do you think - who laughed more. He hung up the phone when, or, when I met this fool in orange zheletke dig the groove for the new curb in the city center?
 I agree, I do not fucking soar in the system and computers. But this does not mean that I really do not fucking soar.

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