The harsh city of Chelyabinsk

Chelyabinsk men are so harsh that they do not drink coffee, but eat it with a spoon from a jar.

Chelyabinsk drug addicts are so severe that instead of injections they put themselves an IV.

Chelyabinsk admins are so severe that users prefer to work on accounts

Chelyabinsk admins are so harsh that they communicate and rock porn by telegraph

Chelyabinsk men are so harsh that they freeze in the bath

Chelyabinsk Communists are so harsh that they celebrate Lenin’s birthday every day!

Chelyabinsk hockey players are so severe that they play crowbars.

Chelyabinsk schoolchildren are so harsh that they do not smoke at recess, they chew cigarettes right in class

Chelyabinsk terrorists are so severe that they blow themselves up at home, out of impatience

Chelyabinsk mosquitoes are so severe that they suck blood even in themselves.

Chelyabinsk women are so harsh that they use reeds instead of tampons

Chelyabinsk babies are so severe that they eat apples without waiting for the first teeth

Chelyabinsk beer is so severe that it exceeds the strength of medical alcohol.

Chelyabinsk plumbers are so harsh that they drink from the toilet

Chelyabinsk crayfish are so severe that when boiled, they remain green.

Chelyabinsk woodpeckers are so severe that they hollowed out 2 metro stations

Chelyabinsk cyclists are so severe that they never switch from 3/8 gear

Chelyabinsk zoophiles are so severe that they fuck even teddy bears

Chelyabinsk men are so harsh that they wipe their ass with sandpaper

Chelyabinsk men are so harsh that they nail to trees not birdhouses, but dog booths

Chelyabinsk gamers tincture harsh that arrange network battles on 8-bit consoles

Chelyabinsk killers are so severe that they make 10 control shots

Chelyabinsk mignettes are so severe that the Chelyabinsk men have sheets sucked up their ass.

Chelyabinsk men are so harsh that they shave milling machines

Chelyabinsk combine harvesters are so severe that they mow the forest

Chelyabinsk cosmonauts are so severe that they go into outer space to piss

Chelyabinsk grandmothers are so severe that even the driver gives way to them on the bus.

Chelyabinsk cattle are so harsh that they buy seeds with buckets

Chelyabinsk porn is so harsh that it was banned in Germany

Chelyabinsk parents are so harsh that they make children watch TV puppies until the age of 18

Chelyabinsk nurses are so harsh that the dick knows whether they are sisters or brothers.

Chelyabinsk milkmaids are so harsh that Chelyabinsk bulls hide in the forests

Chelyabinsk police officers are so severe that they stopped the motorcade of the President

Chelyabinsk designers are so harsh that they draw in MS Paint

Chelyabinsk hairdressers are so harsh that they go to them in helmets

Chelyabinsk overclockers are so severe that they disperse music centers

Chelyabinsk men are so harsh that Chuck Norris recognized himself as a Chelyabinsk man

Chelyabinsk vaginas are so severe that they bite gynecologists by the fingers

Chelyabinsk grass is so harsh that it even breaks through a neighbor behind the wall.

Chelyabinsk rappers tincture harsh that go with performances on corporate parties Kuklusklan

Chelyabinsk vodka has been banned in 190 countries as a nuclear weapon.

Chelyabinsk taxpayers are so harsh that there is a vending machine in the tax office that issues money

Chelyabinsk music lovers are so severe that Sergey Shnurov does not swear at concerts in Chelyabinsk

Chelyabinsk men are so harsh that instead of a fan, they use a turbine from an airplane.

Chelyabinsk emos are so harsh that they fuck the Gopniks.

Chelyabinsk weather vanes are so severe that they indicate the direction of the wind

The Satanists of Chelyabinsk are so severe that Satan is afraid to come to their challenges.

Chelyabinsk bleach As tincture is severe that Aunt Asya fucked in the mouth to come

Chelyabinsk metallurgists are so harsh that they smoke directly from the Martenovo furnace

Chelyabinsk patrollers are so severe that they bite all dogs by the ass themselves.

Chelyabinsk fans are so harsh that they beat the Japanese national team in karate

Chelyabinsk students are so severe that the military officer himself runs from them

Chelyabinsk sweets are so harsh that they are washed down with vodka

The Chelyabinsk circus is so severe that it sells tickets not to enter but to exit.

Chelyabinsk popcorn is so harsh that they build a foundation from it

Chelyabinsk rappers are so harsh that all over the world their rap is recognized as a chanson.

Chelyabinsk smokers are so severe that instead of regular cigarettes, they smoke pipes at the ChTZ plant.

Chelyabinsk men are so harsh that they do not fall under the table after reading all this!

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