Admins and programmers Bashny.Net

Programmers - they are thick. Because they sit.
And administrators - they are skinny. Because the run.
However, there are skinny programmers.
But do not think that this is an exception to the
rules - is retrained administrators.
Also, there are thick and administrators.
This lazy programmers.

Programmers smoke quickly, because the thought.
Because it will take and have to think it over.
The admins thought not, so they are smoked slowly.
They do it in those moments when everything works and nothing falls.
So they rarely smoke.

Programmers go to dinner themselves.
They bring a lot of food to the office and it smelled delicious.
They eat it right on the clave.
Because the idea.
Admins ordering food in the office.
Because if they go for it, something will fall.
And have to run to the office a half-eaten hamburger with.
Because administrators like to eat from McDonald's.
Because it is tasty, and getting fat they are not threatened.
If they are not lazy programmers.

Programmers leave work at night.
Because the idea. Hekotorye of them go in the evening and thought the idea home.
Hekotorye who have a laptop, they think of her in the subway.
Admins do not go home.
Because if they go home, something will fall.
And will have to go to work.
And on the jobs they do not like to walk.
And do not go.
They live there.
They typically have a separate socket for a separate door,
often locked at a separate lock.
Programmers sleep in output.
Usually it is the environment or Monday.
Because the idea.
Monday thought yet.
And on Wednesday, is the transition from one thought to another.
Admins are sleeping in their nest.
Because otdeltnogo castle at this time sometimes hear snoring.
Admins rarely slept more than ten minutes.
Because if you sleep longer, something will fall.
And have to wake up if necessary.
And administrators love to wake up themselves, even after ten minutes.

Programmers drink beer.
Mainly bright and plentiful.
Because the idea.
As long as it floats - you can think of.
The main thing is not to drown.
Admins also drink beer.
Because if something falls, they will not care.
Admins like when they do not care.
And programmers like when they do not care.
So often they drink beer together.
And together they do not care.
Then they sleep.
But not together.
Admins are sleeping in their nest, and programmers - the clave.
When they wake up, they drink beer again.
Because he wants to.
Because they are administrators. And Programmers.

from MIRACL