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The cure for the common cold
 Half a cup of tablespoons of water and pour boiling water to insist on the table before the full moon.
If rhinitis has not yet passed, to insist until the next full moon.

Remedy appendicitis
 A glass of cool pine cones dissolve in the juice of elderberries. Drip nose through the third day after surgery.

Remedy head
 In the ointment to put a spoonful of tar and beat with a mixer until frothy.
To smear the head in the morning and rub sandpaper until symptoms

The remedy for the evil eye
 In autumn cut the chestnut, maple and chicken kidney.
Dried and put in the soup, while repeating the slander: "As kidney soup, so they finally figure."

Diuretic
 Turnips radish tops sorrel flowers and fern leaves larch crush and exterminate.
Instead, drink eight glasses of beer.

Antipyretic
 Seven spoons mackerel scales pour into hot goat's milk and stir thoroughly, cool on the porch. Strain through a towel.
The resulting drug wash down two aspirin