Christmas alcohol))

New Year. People have a good mood, good company, relatives, friends.
 On the table is enough booze, of course, a salad "Olivier" and many other goodies.
 Chimes at least four hours before midnight struck, and the fun continues.
One of the ladies present at the celebration, pretty dialed, so much so that to say nothing really can not, and also to cope with his own body can not.
She had her husband as a caring wife take half home.
I was lucky that they lived across the street in a neighboring house. Well, then, along with his brother, is a sensitive husband wife home under ruchenki white, and she him, raising his head with an effort:
 - I'm the devil ...
 Conversely powerless drops her head on his chest. Caring husband responds:
 - Yeah, you're not the devil, you devil in a skirt!
It is again a thin golosochkom:
 - I'm the devil ...
 He:
 - What the devil are you, are you drunk witch!
 But his wife is not appeased:
 - Yes, I'm the devil ...
 - Yes, the devil, you - the devil - is already reaching the house, the husband replies.
 And then, apparently recovering himself a little from the fresh frosty air, a woman says:
 - I have no slippers!

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