About Russian resourcefulness Bashny.Net

Pigs transported in a freight car. In Peter. But, as we have, unfortunately, often happens, they were stolen on the first of the spans, because traffic police, which was supposed to protect pigs, drunk. The next morning, sober guys realized that for the pigs they will respond, pay. Very resourceful, just a bottle, they found a witness who signed the paper that he saw the pigs themselves to jump from the composition.
 However! Since the traffic police is responsible for another five feet on either side of the web, over the second bottle and they found a second witness, who signed another paper, as if he saw the pig jumped more than one and a half meters. That is, not weak jog hoof had each svinyushki. And run, you see, took over freight trains.
 Nevertheless, the paper worked, and the case was transferred to the ground station. Ground police immediately realized that it dropped the so-called "visyak" - that is bad job. However, they also were not born yesterday. Found their witness who signed the paper in general, that he saw the pig jumped from the right in the Gulf of Finland.
 Because pigs no one else has since never seen, went to Finland request "does not appear if you have Russian pig?»

Finns - neat guys. The word "visyak" for them untranslatable. With his Finnish meticulousness, they slowly searched its shores, but no trace was found. And responded: "Apparently, Russian pigs drowned on the way to Finland."