You have lived too long in Argentina, where:

- To meet with you is impossible to miss, you'll still come later than your partner;
 - Considered the most delicious dish in the world of condensed milk (dulce de leche) and think that came up with this goodies Argentines;
 - Believe that the oldest lighthouse, the widest street, the best opera and everything thing-thing are, of course, in Argentina, well, or, in extreme cases, in Latin America;
 - Per day can drink mate (green Paraguay tea) is greater than the Czech beer;
 - I believe that the best period to take any action - mañana - tomorrow;
 - In your understanding of a portion of meat in less than a pound a child;
 - Drinking mate before work, during a break, after work and even often instead of working;
 - Do not know the name of the current president, but firmly remember that in the last election for someone to vote;
 - Makes a promise not to carry them out, and to maintain a conversation;
 - Think football one of the leading world religions and Maradona is his prophet;
 - To celebrate the New Year in the middle of summer for you as natural as dinner after ten o'clock in the evening, or whistling in a public place;
 - Sincerely believe that the conflict of Argentina and Britain over the Malvinas Islands defeated Argentina;
 - Seriously think that the north is warmer than the South, and it is completely wrong;
 - Do not suspect that the question "How are you?" May be the answer that is different from the standard "good" and therefore do not waste time listening to him;
 - When meeting with friends rastselovyvaetes pleased with them, regardless of age, gender and health status, as they are, as well as yours.

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