Unique services of our new mobile operator of the 21st century

* A connection fee

* Fee for disconnection

* The registration fee of the subscriber unit in the network

* Fee for the emission of radio frequency waves

* Charge for the termination of radio frequency waves

* Charge for dialing numbers on the composite (-1 1 cent, 2 - 2 percent, 3 - 3 cents, and so on, 0 - for free! **)

* Fee for listening to the signal "busy»

* Fee for listening to "The subscriber is temporarily not available ..»

* Fee for electricity consumed phone battery (sponsor - Gazprom)

* Fee beeps when dialing (for each beep)

* Fee for receiving SMS, for each letter

* Fee for establishing communication with the center of sms-mms messages

* Fee for admission sticks (1 stick - 1 cent)

* Fee sticks charge level (1 stick - 1 cent)

* Fee for the phone book (1 room - 1 cent)

* Fee for a photo phone (1 photo - 1 cent + one-time fee for maintaining the photos in the phone memory)

* Abonetskaya board members of the FSB for listening to your conversations (1 SMIC **)

* Fee for 1 byte GPRS (now we are not rounded to kilobytes!)
now you can save us when your phone is switched off ™ !! *

* Use our marketing proposal now before the 1st of next month and get each of the above services free of charge 1 time !! **

** Fucking offer !!!

*** Do not include one-time government tax for each button on the keyboard and display each pixel on the screen of your phone



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