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Unique services of our new mobile operator of the 21st century
* A connection fee
* Fee for disconnection
* The registration fee of the subscriber unit in the network
* Fee for the emission of radio frequency waves
* Charge for the termination of radio frequency waves
* Charge for dialing numbers on the composite (-1 1 cent, 2 - 2 percent, 3 - 3 cents, and so on, 0 - for free! **)
* Fee for listening to the signal "busy»
* Fee for listening to "The subscriber is temporarily not available ..»
* Fee for electricity consumed phone battery (sponsor - Gazprom)
* Fee beeps when dialing (for each beep)
* Fee for receiving SMS, for each letter
* Fee for establishing communication with the center of sms-mms messages
* Fee for admission sticks (1 stick - 1 cent)
* Fee sticks charge level (1 stick - 1 cent)
* Fee for the phone book (1 room - 1 cent)
* Fee for a photo phone (1 photo - 1 cent + one-time fee for maintaining the photos in the phone memory)
* Abonetskaya board members of the FSB for listening to your conversations (1 SMIC **)
* Fee for 1 byte GPRS (now we are not rounded to kilobytes!)
now you can save us when your phone is switched off ™ !! *
* Use our marketing proposal now before the 1st of next month and get each of the above services free of charge 1 time !! **
** Fucking offer !!!
*** Do not include one-time government tax for each button on the keyboard and display each pixel on the screen of your phone
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* Fee for disconnection
* The registration fee of the subscriber unit in the network
* Fee for the emission of radio frequency waves
* Charge for the termination of radio frequency waves
* Charge for dialing numbers on the composite (-1 1 cent, 2 - 2 percent, 3 - 3 cents, and so on, 0 - for free! **)
* Fee for listening to the signal "busy»
* Fee for listening to "The subscriber is temporarily not available ..»
* Fee for electricity consumed phone battery (sponsor - Gazprom)
* Fee beeps when dialing (for each beep)
* Fee for receiving SMS, for each letter
* Fee for establishing communication with the center of sms-mms messages
* Fee for admission sticks (1 stick - 1 cent)
* Fee sticks charge level (1 stick - 1 cent)
* Fee for the phone book (1 room - 1 cent)
* Fee for a photo phone (1 photo - 1 cent + one-time fee for maintaining the photos in the phone memory)
* Abonetskaya board members of the FSB for listening to your conversations (1 SMIC **)
* Fee for 1 byte GPRS (now we are not rounded to kilobytes!)
now you can save us when your phone is switched off ™ !! *
* Use our marketing proposal now before the 1st of next month and get each of the above services free of charge 1 time !! **
** Fucking offer !!!
*** Do not include one-time government tax for each button on the keyboard and display each pixel on the screen of your phone
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