- Man, you been bad or good?
- And who are you? Angel?
- Man! I am a nurse!
- Well, then, apparently, still poorly ...
Quit Smoking - recovered on 3 kgs.
I start smoking again - she lost 3 kilograms, again quit smoking - again, plus 3 kg, once lit - minus 3 kg.
Tell me it is normal for a day?
Dialogue in the gynecologist's office:
- Oh, Doctor - I tickled.
- Excuse me - thought ...
Chinese Tea "Rui Deblyuy" acts on the brain responsible for hunger.
A friend of the 100-pound aunt prevratilsa slender lady in 40
kilogram. Who is in Durkee, but it looks awesome!
© Cr. Burda
I sit at work (all on vacation), all alone, so boring! bought apples,
wash will not, tomorrow, even with worms hang out.
The child - the only thing in the house that has to be washed by hand.
- I'm afraid of flying ...
- And I am afraid of trains.
- Trains something what?
- Well, count, flying train ... Well it's n ** dec!
Fashion items - those that are worth buying if you do not have
brains and taste.
If you think this world is perfect, then you are either a god or a drink.
Do you know why Yushchenko's face is red?
- Figures not smoke when gas stealing !!!
- I'm not important to you, and my wallet!
- I wanted to spit on your wallet, it is important to me the content!
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