- What can we say about the owner of a shoe? - He asked Medvedev.
- Well, this man ran a huge country, it menacingly banging his shoe on the podium, showing gruel America, Europe and put on hold the world at bay.
- But, but, Dmitry, not to bury - and still he is driving, - Putin said, and put shoes back on foot.
Vladimir Vladimirovich rewrote the shares of "Aeroflot", "Channel One", "Sibneft", when I heard a terrible howl. It howled in England Hound of the Baskervilles.
- Vladimir Vladimirovich, I read in the morning edition of "Izvestia" that the English Professor Moriarty wants to kill you. But why?
- Elementary, Dmitry. Newspapers, too, want to live.
Putin and Medvedev wrote in the Kremlin.
- Tell me, Vladimir Vladimirovich, why did you pee so loud is already ringing everywhere, but my jet almost inaudible?
- Elementary, Dmitry. After all, I do (encircles hand) in the office of the owner.
The year 2002. Putin and Medvedev are in the grass at night.
- Dmitry, what you say is the sky above us? - Asks Putin.
- About that tomorrow will be dry and sunny weather, rain ...
- No, it says that we stole a tent.
- But how did you know, Vladimir Vladimirovich, we had a tent?
- Elementary, Dmitry. Khodorkovsky's still on the loose. Therefore, we recently had a tent, and today it stolen ...
The year 2008. Medvedev and Putin are close to the tent. Medvedev suddenly wakes up in a sweat, terribly frightened.
- What's with you, Dmitri?
- In my dream come Hound of the Baskervilles.
- This is nonsense. That's when it's an escaped convict ...
After the visit abroad, Medvedev asked Putin:
- Why did Sir Henry looks so strange: a purple face, all pockmarked?
- Our oatmeal ...
- Dmitry, do not you think that Mrs. Hudson steals our gas?
- Maybe it fire? I spit it has long enraged ...
- Oh, better not. Already wanted to somehow remove Sir Henry, he still had his hands on the dog shit ... not otmoem
Putin and Medvedev flew in a balloon and made a forced landing in the desert. To the horizon - one sand. Suddenly they see - is a man. Medvedev asks him:
- You could not tell where we are?
- Your fault we are in the whole country ass.
- Yes, it is - a mathematician Perelman.
- How did you guess?
- Elementary. Firstly, he said, exactly, secondly, the tax he will not hang on for that.
- Strange you have a toilet, Vladimir Vladimirovich. Instead of toilet paper - ballot papers.
- Ah, this is from the next elections remained.
- Inspector Lestrade This is so funny and so stupid. What we had, in general, vozimsya? - Medvedev asked Putin during his stay on the ranch in Texas.
- Elementary, Dmitry - we have to be friends with the official representative of the state, because it stands for a huge machine.
Hearing that we are talking about him and his car, Lestrade interfere in their conversation:
- Grafted, Volodya. You rolled me on my "Zaporozhets", but now I let you ride on his rink.
- Dmitry, has long wanted to ask you as a scientist. Are you a doctor or a candidate?
- Yes, perhaps it is the doctor.
- And that's not guessed, Dmitry. The doctor here I am! Even if eaten from Baker Street on the Thames ...
- Dmitry, I have today for tomorrow?
- What the hell, why not lobster, roast beef, truffles and caviar?
- Because it is already May 8, Vladimir Vladimirovich.