I came once to the hospital (terribly sore throat - such a terrible sore throat, could not even speak). I went immediately to inspect and climb doktorsha me fall in some tool and instantly something cuts. I certainly shocked, but I can not speak as before. And find out what I really want to chop off. I grab a table next to some notes, write the question - "What do I cut?", Do terrible eyes and desperately zhestekuliruya, run to the doctor's. And it is evident nerves pereklinilo - grabs my notebook and writes me an answer. To which, of course, I'm writing to her: "My ears are intact YET!" Everyone who saw our dialogue, just drove off.