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How a happy bachelor life destroys men
Middle-aged men without a couple, convinced bachelors, do not suspect that after some 15 years they will want care and attention. That's what the statistics say. While a man is young and full of strength, he does not want to limit himself to one wife, who after the wedding will turn into an unbearable grandmother. And so in 50 years you want a homemade cake and simple coziness, only such gentlemen have long been not in demand. A single life is short-term happiness.
Unlike his married companions, a bachelor is forced to keep too much information in his head. This duty is usually assumed by women. A caring wife knows what to cook for breakfast, lunch and dinner. She remembers what children are allergic to and what her husband does not like to eat. She remembers when her husband has a meeting and when to pick up the children from school. There are many, many daily tasks that a married woman does.
So a married man is exempted in most cases from cleaning, cooking, washing and ironing things. He doesn’t know what to cook or what to wear to work the next day. Roughly speaking, he has his wife behind the sinus, warm, cozy. That’s probably why married men live longer than single men.
The bachelor is left to himself. He can do whatever he wants. That’s great, but it’s not good for him. When married friends eat a warm dinner at the family table, the bachelor has no choice but to wander around bars and mess with beautiful strangers. We must immediately admit that a rare man is disciplined and has an exact regime of the day. Therefore, bachelors often lead a wild life, not caring about their health.
Unscrupulous wife constantly sawing. She, you see, wants her husband to have a beautiful smile and a washed shaved face. Who but she would sign a weak-minded husband to the dentist? Are free men willing to visit doctors for prevention? Oh, no. They launch themselves and boast about their imaginary courage in front of the young, stupid girls it attracts. So every man needs to be watched, they are not able to take care of themselves.
Single men often have a craving for extreme sports, entertainment and outdoor activities. They need to feel the adrenaline to feel alive. A married man will sometimes think whether to jump again with a parachute or refrain from a stupid act, because he remembers how the last time his wife sawed him for a broken leg and idleness. Yes, there are other hobbies, family. Wellness walks in the park, cycling with a child or drawing men with chalk on the asphalt.
There are men who love to cook, and they do it great. Only their ability to bake pancakes they boast before the next pass. They're too lazy to cook for themselves. Fortunately, in our time there is a delivery of food. What will he do when he is tired after work? Pour a bottle of butter into a frying pan, throw two potatoes there and eat. Scrambled eggs, dumpling soup and raw sausages with bread - that's the whole bachelor set. Unless, of course, a man has money for a housekeeper.
Care for yourself crumpled, unshaven and in different socks. Why is that? Because a grown man will not iron himself a T-shirt, and sometimes a stale can wear, if no one forbids him. No need to shave, because no one around is outraged that the beard is pricking. And socks always disappear after washing it is unclear where.
G. If a man was not raised clean, and these, again, very, very few. After all, parents taught that cleanliness is a property of girls. A bachelor puts himself at risk of being littered with his own junk every day. He only washes dishes when there is no clean fork. And how often you need to change bed linen, it seems that bachelors do not know at all. At home, a good bachelor for the second month in a row sleeps a friend who quarreled with his wife, and the apartment slowly turns into a homeless shelter. Video games, chips and beer to comfort a friend, garbage fills all the crevices and surfaces, and here it is mixed with dust and dirty laundry on the floor. Chaos is coming.
What adult men appreciate too late. By the age of 50, they realize that they want to communicate with an intelligent person equal to themselves. They want to share their feelings, thoughts, memories with a sweet wife who would become a best friend over the years of marriage. Slowly, a single life turns into a punishment for carefree youth. At least you should have a cat or something.
How long can a single life be enjoyable? As long as the parents are alive, the bachelor can feel happy. But parents don't last forever. Old age comes by hand with loneliness. Everyone wants warm hugs and kind words. Man needs man, doesn't he?
Unlike his married companions, a bachelor is forced to keep too much information in his head. This duty is usually assumed by women. A caring wife knows what to cook for breakfast, lunch and dinner. She remembers what children are allergic to and what her husband does not like to eat. She remembers when her husband has a meeting and when to pick up the children from school. There are many, many daily tasks that a married woman does.
So a married man is exempted in most cases from cleaning, cooking, washing and ironing things. He doesn’t know what to cook or what to wear to work the next day. Roughly speaking, he has his wife behind the sinus, warm, cozy. That’s probably why married men live longer than single men.
The bachelor is left to himself. He can do whatever he wants. That’s great, but it’s not good for him. When married friends eat a warm dinner at the family table, the bachelor has no choice but to wander around bars and mess with beautiful strangers. We must immediately admit that a rare man is disciplined and has an exact regime of the day. Therefore, bachelors often lead a wild life, not caring about their health.
Unscrupulous wife constantly sawing. She, you see, wants her husband to have a beautiful smile and a washed shaved face. Who but she would sign a weak-minded husband to the dentist? Are free men willing to visit doctors for prevention? Oh, no. They launch themselves and boast about their imaginary courage in front of the young, stupid girls it attracts. So every man needs to be watched, they are not able to take care of themselves.
Single men often have a craving for extreme sports, entertainment and outdoor activities. They need to feel the adrenaline to feel alive. A married man will sometimes think whether to jump again with a parachute or refrain from a stupid act, because he remembers how the last time his wife sawed him for a broken leg and idleness. Yes, there are other hobbies, family. Wellness walks in the park, cycling with a child or drawing men with chalk on the asphalt.
There are men who love to cook, and they do it great. Only their ability to bake pancakes they boast before the next pass. They're too lazy to cook for themselves. Fortunately, in our time there is a delivery of food. What will he do when he is tired after work? Pour a bottle of butter into a frying pan, throw two potatoes there and eat. Scrambled eggs, dumpling soup and raw sausages with bread - that's the whole bachelor set. Unless, of course, a man has money for a housekeeper.
Care for yourself crumpled, unshaven and in different socks. Why is that? Because a grown man will not iron himself a T-shirt, and sometimes a stale can wear, if no one forbids him. No need to shave, because no one around is outraged that the beard is pricking. And socks always disappear after washing it is unclear where.
G. If a man was not raised clean, and these, again, very, very few. After all, parents taught that cleanliness is a property of girls. A bachelor puts himself at risk of being littered with his own junk every day. He only washes dishes when there is no clean fork. And how often you need to change bed linen, it seems that bachelors do not know at all. At home, a good bachelor for the second month in a row sleeps a friend who quarreled with his wife, and the apartment slowly turns into a homeless shelter. Video games, chips and beer to comfort a friend, garbage fills all the crevices and surfaces, and here it is mixed with dust and dirty laundry on the floor. Chaos is coming.
What adult men appreciate too late. By the age of 50, they realize that they want to communicate with an intelligent person equal to themselves. They want to share their feelings, thoughts, memories with a sweet wife who would become a best friend over the years of marriage. Slowly, a single life turns into a punishment for carefree youth. At least you should have a cat or something.
How long can a single life be enjoyable? As long as the parents are alive, the bachelor can feel happy. But parents don't last forever. Old age comes by hand with loneliness. Everyone wants warm hugs and kind words. Man needs man, doesn't he?
