Once a foreigner asked Russian burning question

Eighty four million four hundred eighty one thousand thirteen



In the bar of one of the Moscow hotel by the Russian suits are a foreigner and says:

So I heard that you Russians really drink a lot. Is this true?

— Yes, drink — meets a man.

— And tell me you could drink in one gulp a glass of vodka?

— And then! Drink, pickled cucumber snack — and perfect!

— Well, five glasses you could drink?

— Yes, of course. I every glass pickle pickled some snack and I will be very happy!

— Wow! And 50, 50 glasses of vodka can you drink?

— Hey, man, you crazy? Yes I have so many cucumbers in my life did not eat!

via factroom.ru