As my classmate pinned to the exam drunk Bashny.Net

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In the distant student years I had a classmate that almost never saw sober. Of course, the diploma he never received, but a first course stayed there. So, in one session the nerd pinned to the exam, to put it mildly, decently drunk. He was justified, I wanted to make the excitement.
During the exam, all that hard writing. And then it collapses the body, approaches the teacher and begins to blankly stare at him at close range. He said

What do you see? A ticket pull.

Staggering from side to side, picks up the first ticket, looks at the issues, and therefore slowly shifts his gaze to the teacher who has run out of patience:

— What time to pull? You will prepare?

The guy takes with the first desks, loose stool, puts it to the table with the tickets, scared, looks around, leans over and quietly says to the teacher:

— Listen, let me copy and?

In the audience and lay down!

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via factroom.ru