"I'll say this: the army is totally absurd!" Bashny.Net

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Returned soldiers from the army to his provincial village. Of course, he was immediately greeted by a local and start asking a bunch of questions: what are the orders in the army than fed and that soldiers generally do. The guy is all excuses from issues and lastly, the Charter says:

— I'll say this: the army is totally absurd!

— Why? — asks some lady.

— You will learn tomorrow. I'm tired. — replied the soldier.

A crowd of residents go home, back to yourself and the guy. The next day at half past four in the morning throughout the village sweeps the shrill sound of the horn. The local ran out of their homes, who in the nightie, who is in his underwear, effing scary. Run up to the porch of the house where the soldiers. He looks around the milestones a stern look and a commanding tone says:

— So, listen my team: my father now go on to bed, all the rest — step March into the forest to chop wood!

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