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Recently vacationed with a friend at the bar. Being already pretty drunk, I owe him my phone number. Had to pay the debt, that friend handed me his camera. Of course, the contacts in the phone memory, I just don't have time. Wake up in the morning with a hangover, and sitting next to my girlfriend and stares at me.

— What happened?

— Yes, yesterday you crawled home drunk, the phone threw a fit and went to sleep. I decided to find out what you and the Sled was doing.

Watched the last SMS and calls, and there is some girls! The contact list is full "sun", "Bunny", "dolls" and "candy." So I understand that it's not your phone.

And why do you think so?

— Yes, you have the mother recorded as "Dostacha", sister — "Demon in the flesh", and I — "Destroyer of the brain." What is there to think…

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