Went to the doctor to inform the patient of important news...
Thirty eight million two hundred sixty two thousand two hundred fifty four
One man who recently had a very severe heart attack, inherited ten million dollars from a recently deceased grandfather. None of the members of his family did not dare tell him, fearing that such a sad but at the same time, good news will destroy him.
Relatives went to the old family friend doctor, who was treating this man after a heart attack to consult. He replied to them:
And I'll tell him the news? I'm myself not so long ago suffered a heart attack, so know how heavy it was. I will try to do everything very delicately.
The family agreed with him, and the doctor went to the patient.
— My dear friend, what would you do if you suddenly got a thousand dollars? — asked the doctor.
Oh, I went to the bar and threw a noisy party! — the man answered.
— If you got ten thousand?
— Then I would gather all their friends and relatives and brought them to the most expensive restaurant in our city.
— Well, what would you do if you won a million dollars?
Oh. I probably would have bought you, true my friend, luxury yacht, because you saved my life!
— Excellent! — happy doctor. — Well, let's say, if you won ten million?
— Oh, buddy, then I'd give you half! — answered the patient.
The doctor rolled his eyes and dropped dead on the floor...