The Professor asked the student, from which the patient died. Well, that and he gave! Bashny.Net

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Professor with a group of students standing at the dissected corpse.

Professor asks:

— Ukrainians, died from what is this man?

— A very clear case — a heart attack!

— Incorrectly!.. Golikov! What this man died?

Brain tumor, later diagnosed as fatal.

— Quite far from the truth. Sidorov, what do you say?

Liver alcoholic cirrhosis, the outcome is clear.

— How did you manage to put such an accurate diagnosis?

— What do you think I am, don't recognize my neighbor uncle Kolya?!

via factroom.ru