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He got them completely free, as a grownup. Neither you sleepless nights over the crib or cutting teeth, or pediatricians, or other applications to adult life. A single, uncomplicated upbringing cat…

The family was touched, enthusiastically poohali and called the cat a second principle. Four times. And then became as-that not before.

The distinctive feature of this cat was bottomless. Cat gorged. In the maximum sense of the word. If not for himself alone ate, but for the whole crisis in Greece to boot. Feathers around the kitchen, striped tank, removing children from the table together with stools. Pounded perky meat grinder, and found, and stale if. Not missed by even the mosquitoes — catching and ate with the face of a gourmet.

Tried to feed the second principle twice. The cat gratefully digested, fleecy, was intense and steal two times the amount. In this case of a cat happily purring bass something like "Life is good, mlaw!»

When Borenka quiet, tsyrlah dragged kilos of frozen minced meat and ate it behind the curtain in the bedroom, not defrosting and together with the packaging, it became clear that with the name for his oborzeli horse family missed. So the second principle was Borselen. According to the head of the family cat began to call a much more foul language, but retaining the General sense — "tikrina!»

Borzel ' equally recklessly stealing it from the table and sausage, and lemons. At dinner almost got splayed paw in his mouth. And that paw was removed from the owner Olivier. Sucked up grilling the patties directly from the pan. In flight oncovirinae the latch on the kitchen door and cover the pots. The family with the thrill of waiting for that safecracker will open the refrigerator.

In the second month the cat realized that everything that falls on the floor, in the power of the human toad is getting his food by default. Alert the family immediately became much less likely to drop food and even learned equilibristics to catch all the falling inches from the floor.

The problem is the cat decided to jump on the table, all four paws in the plate, one motion translating food into the category of feed without the participation of sex. If the plate at this time was soup, Borzel ' igrace splashed in it, and then licked all around to a sterile cleanliness.

One night the head of the family faced Borselen in the hallway. He was carrying in his teeth the loaf and thought, where it is more profitable to invest. In the closet or under the couch?

To think about investments prevented the Mat from above. When the owner tried to remove the loaf from the cat, it became clear that they merged in the area of the rump and do not want to leave, one of them two man even abseil.

In the end, everything began to seem that the cat is carnivorous glances at my grandmother. And the head of the family — that he works for food for the cat and a sedative for the rest.

I consulted with the Internet. Search engine for the query "cat steals and eats nuts" immediately issued a photo Borsele trailing after six feet of other dogs, and below is a link with tips about the struggle.

For example, about sprinkling in eating cat unpleasant wet with water. And throwing him in a metal bucket clattering coins. According to specialists, the spray and the noise is not like the cats so much that they immediately re-educated. Some already kniksen to start doing.

But it's important to splash and throw quickly, that the cat does not understand who is nasty. And spank you reproachfully stolen from you as a chicken paw.

Borzel', of course, did not notice who splashed. 've been busy. But the water happy. I had something to drink just uporotyh chop.

And the roar of the jar with the coins was very scared grandma. Had her a little sprinkle of pulverizator. The cat pushed the jar from burgers face and continued to eat at the same pace.

At the grandmother, by the way, the methods worked. For some time she refused to eat. And knitting.

The method comprising installing on the perimeter of the kitchen motion sensors and crossbows with poison, was rejected immediately. Because of all of the same grandmother. Decided the old fashioned way to defend the area around the table with a broom and well-aimed kicks.

Borzel ' first surprised, then chuckled, looked down at all. And the fridge dropped to the salad alarm clock…

So the world's first alarm clock was a drop.

Last.

Under the sound of claws on metal the cat was cut off from the mausoleum of food, labor and Mat datasan the collar to the door and have trouble getting up and running mate in an outdoor garage space. Just not on a Mat. Because drunk yourself to the size of dwarf sheep and was in addition to the bottomlessness still pohoroshemu.

Finally, the house was quiet and regular burgers. Grandma started knitting again and have. The head of the family relaxed so that he allowed himself ice fishing. Three days of bliss passed quickly as metal jar through the kitchen.

On the fourth day, over Breakfast, the family opened the spectacle, beauty and volatilnosti comparable with the Kenyan dawn and salary sheet.

The window on the grid with the frozen catch of the day, swaying in the wind and emotion, hung Borzel'.

Hung and ate.

Once slashed a strong opinion on choking on the family. And continued to gnaw fish stone fish tail.

Tear Borsele from shopping bags, no one raised a hand. They embraced, they took them to the kitchen and put the chorus to thaw in the corner. While they watched the systematic grinding eight kilo perch. And unexpectedly moved to tears.

After all, if you are lucky with the cat, it's forever.

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