One lucky family with a cat

He got them for free, as an adult.
either you sleepless nights over the crib or cutting teeth,
or pediatricians, or other applications to adulthood.
one whole uncomplicated education cat.

family pricked, enthusiastically poohat and called cat Borenka.
four times.
and then was somehow not up to it.

A distinctive feature of this cat was bottomless.
cat ate.
in the maximum sense of the word.
as if no one ate for themselves and for the whole of Greece crisis in the bargain.

pёr the kitchen striped tank, removing children from the table with stools.
pounded meat grinder and his jaunty, and found, and spёrtoe.
missed by even the mosquitoes - caught and ate with the muzzle of a gourmet.

tried to feed Borenka twice.
cat gratefully digesting, curly, grew stronger and tyril twice as intense.
at the same time of the cat purred happily bass something like "Life is good, mlyau!»

when Borenka quiet on tsyrlah dragged kilos of frozen minced
and whittle it behind the curtain in the bedroom, without defrosting, and together with the packaging,
it became clear that the name for his horse family oborzeli missed.

so Borenka became Borzelem.
according to the head of the family cat began to call far more obscene,
but with preservation of common sense - "tyoh * Enel!».

Borzel equally recklessly tyril the table and sausage, and lemons.
dinner almost climbed divaricata paw in his mouth owner
and took out of the paw of the host Olivier.
sucking roasting burgers straight from the pan.
in flight otkovyrival bolt on the kitchen door with pots and lids.

family waited with trepidation when the safecracker will open refrigerator.

for the second month in a cat realized: everything that falls,
in the power of human toad gets its food by default.
Alert family immediately became much less drop food
and even learned to catch all falling equilibristics
inches from the surface

this problem cat decided jumps on the table, with all four feet in a bowl,
one motion converting food into the category of food without extraneous factors

if the plate at this time was soup, Borzel igruche dabbled in it,
and then licked everything and everyone around to sterile cleanliness.

One night, the head of the family was faced with Borzelem in the hallway.
he was carrying a loaf in his mouth and thought, where it is more profitable to invest.
in the closet or under the sofa.
think about investing prevented mat over.
when the owner tried to tear off the loaf from the cat, it turned out,
they have grown together in the area of ​​crusts and do not want to leave.
one of the two men even obshipel.

in the end all it seemed that the cat leering glances at her grandmother.
and the head of the family - that it works on food for the cat and soothing for the rest.

consulted the internet.
search engine on request "cat oh * Enel steals and eats" immediately issued
Photo Borzelya with trailing after six meters strangers sausages,
and below - links with tips about the fight.

for example, about a sprinkling zhruschy cat unpleasantly wet water
and throwing it in the same jar with metal clattering coins.
according to experts spray and noise do not like cats so,
that they immediately re-educated. and some still do Knicks begin.

but it is important to splash and throw quickly, so that the cat did not understand who fouling,
and spank you reproachfully stolen you have the same chicken paw.
Borzel, of course, did not see who splashed.
was busy.
but the water was delighted.
it was necessary to drink something just uporotyh cutlet.
and screening jars with coins was very frightened grandmother,
and it had a little sprinkle of pulvelizatora.
the cat is pushed back a jar of burgers muzzle
and continued to eat at the same pace.

grandmotherly way, acted methods.
some time she refused to eat
and knitting.

way is to install a perimeter kitchen
motion sensors and crossbows with poison, was rejected immediately.
because of the same grandmother.
decided to defend the old territory around the table
broom and well-aimed kicks.

Borzel was surprised at first,
then chuckled and looked down at all
and dropped in the refrigerator salad ...
Service
as the world's first alarm was the straw.
latest.

under the rattle of claws on metal cat was cut off from the mausoleum of food,
with difficulty and obscenities dragged by the collar to the door and with more difficulty and obscenities
running in the open space of access.
just not on the mat.
because drunk himself himself to the size of dwarf sheep
and became, in addition to fathomlessness also plohobrosaem.

Finally, the house came the peace and permanent burgers.
grandmother again started to knit and there.
head of the family is so relaxed that allowed himself to ice fishing.
Three days passed quickly idyll, as a metal jar through the kitchen.
on the fourth day at breakfast the family opened a spectacle,
beautiful and exciting comparable to Kenyan dawn
and payroll.

outside the window on the grid with the frozen catch,
swaying in the wind and emotions hung Borzel.
hung and ate.

once slashed willed look at family suppress
and continued to gnaw from fish stone fish tail.

Borzelya tear from shopping bags, no one raised a hand.
Hug them made into the kitchen and put a chorus to thaw in the corner.
while they themselves looked at the turning of the planned eight kilos perch
and surprised himself be touched to tears.

After all, if you're lucky with the cat,
it forever.

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